Skinning a cat.....

[Imurg]

Just found out why I don't have the funds to join a club at the moment.

I'm pouring £60 a month into the cats gob in the shape of 2 tablets a day to sure a dodgy ticker and a thyroid problem

£60 bloody quid a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many ways can you think of to make a cat go away??????????????????????????????????

 

[KeefG]

Wait til it next goes out of the cat flap, whilst its out put its bowl, bed & any toys in the front garden and brick the cat flap up. I'm sure it will get the message

 

[forefortheday]

Get it to do what my cat did.

Find a delivery van and get the cat to jump in the back!

Hey presto no more cat

Or just stop giving it the tablets that would probably do it as well

 

[USER1999]

Oddly, I am quite fond of my cat. He has medical insurance too, which is more than I have.

Thnk yourself lucky. A friends cat broke it's leg, and 1 year later, and 5.5k later, it is fixed. No insurance either. Ouch. If they had known all the complications involved (bone grafts etc) they would have paid £4.40 and had it amputated.

 

[GB72]

£4.40 for an amputation, my cat lost a leg last year and it cost me best part of a grand to have it removed etc.

 

[M1tch]

just give it to the vets

 

[TonyN]

Give it to my dog, I hate cats! They make me sneeze!

 

[vig]

1. claim for it on expenses.
2.send it to an MP and let them claim for it on expenses.
3. wait until it goes out. Paint the door a different colour, move the furniture around, re-decorate the house and change the Cat bowl for a new one with a different name on it. When it comes back it will think it has come to the wrong house and just feck off.

BTW I don't like cats either.

4. Chuck it on the carriage of a moving train

 

[madandra]

Sue West Ham, its their fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[medwayjon]

Give it to the cats protection league.

I HATE cats with a passion, although I dont harm them.

 

[JustOne]

When it goes out shove a sign on the door "Beware of the dog"

When it goes out shove a sign on the door "Dog wanted: Apply within"

Wee on your own furniture and claim back your own territory.

Switch it to dry cat biscuits, it'll soon move out.

Switch the cat tablets to asprin but don't tell the missus.

Take it for a long drive followed by a walk in the woods.

Print a whole load of "Cat Lost" posters and leave them lying around the house...the cat might get the message

 

[Yerman]

You need your bumps felt, this cat is skinning you, feed it to the dog!

 

[Richieb]

Get it to do what my cat did.

Find a delivery van and get the cat to jump in the back!

Hey presto no more cat

Or <font color="yellow"> just stop giving it the tablets that would probably do it as well

hey presto......