Predictions for Woodhall Spa Pensioners v Athletes meet

[PNWokingham]

The youngsters aren't exactly inexperienced, with a substantial (more so in some cases) number of the team at 40 +. The youngsters too have some higher handicaps, but they are on the way down, not up.

But.

Where it could go astray is a lack of tactics. If we take our lead from our Captain, and go for every thing crap or bust, it could go horribly wrong. It is, apparently, the only way to play though.

Murph - you will see a new me this weekend with course management to the fore! I have a stinking cold so that should even things up with Smiffy so I now only predict 4 and 3 against the old git! It would have been 5 and 3 but my new weapon - a 15 degree Cleveland hybrid was out of stock.

 

[JustOne]

I predict myself hitting the ground 12 inches behind the ball on the first tee and chunking it 50 yards seeing as Bob will be filming it.....

[video=youtube;LFGIMyeqo3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFGIMyeqo3w[/video]

:thup:

 

[ScienceBoy]

I predict that the first fairway shall not be found by all!

 

[full_throttle]

Gibbo to get beat 5&4, loosing 5 balls in the process...

 

[MadAdey]

I think we need to take a bottle of Sambuca to the pub on Saturday night. Then while the Old Farts are supping on their half pint of mild, as we are smashing down Pints of Stella and Jagger Bombs, we can spike their drinks........

 

[pokerjoke]

I predict a win for the Whippersnappers[no surprise there.
Im sure our captain has a rousing team talk lined up,before
start of play.

 

[PNWokingham]

I predict a win for the Whippersnappers[no surprise there.
Im sure our captain has a rousing team talk lined up,before
start of play.

Tony - I feel inspired just thinking about it!

 

[richart]

Tony - I feel inspired just thinking about it!

Paul - I feel nauseous just thinking about it.

 

[pokerjoke]

Just finished work for the day.
Im now off to wash the car.
Get a hair cut from the misses[wont take long]
Pack a bag full of clothes and smellys.
Clean clubs,mark up lots of balls.
And then log back on for the continuation of banter.
leaving at 5.30 in the morning to arrive 10 ish.

 

[JustOne]

Im sure our captain has a rousing team talk lined up,before
start of play.

"We will not go quietly into the night!!!.............................."

 

[bobmac]

leaving at 5.30 in the morning to arrive 10 ish.

That's a bit early.
a 3 hour warm up?

 

[G1BB0]

That's a bit early.
a 3 hour warm up?

no, 10 min warm up (we are young, we are free, keep our teeth (still got our own) nice and clean... feel alright), team talk from our inspirational captain then a couple of stella's before tee off

 

[JustOne]

That's a bit early.
a 3 hour warm up?

He's going to have a lesson and a quick 9 holes....... :thup:

 

[Monty_Brown]

Not attributing these to any particular team, but if I had to predict the weekend in numbers it might look a bit like....

1 arrest on the Saturday night
2 broken clubs
3 pukes on the 1st tee on Sunday morning
4 "accidents" in the seniors' beds
5 v-Easys sold by Bob
6 Airshots on 1st tee Sunday
7 inches of rain
8 hundred mile an hour winds
9 - 9 -9 dialled to revive stricken Oldies
10 pints per man average on Saturday night
11 failed attempts to chat up a waitress
12 shots for the worst score on a single hole


etc etc... I can't be othered to get to 18.

Enjoy fellas.. I mocking becasue i'm gutted I'm not going

 

[G1BB0]

haha thats quality Monty

 

[fundy]

11 failed attempts to chat up a waitress

Thats Rick sorted, but surely a few of the others may have a go too

 

[richart]

Not attributing these to any particular team, but if I had to predict the weekend in numbers it might look a bit like....

1 arrest on the Saturday night
2 broken clubs
3 pukes on the 1st tee on Sunday morning
4 "accidents" in the seniors' beds
5 v-Easys sold by Bob
6 Airshots on 1st tee Sunday
7 inches of rain
8 hundred mile an hour winds
9 - 9 -9 dialled to revive stricken Oldies
10 pints per man average on Saturday night
11 failed attempts to chat up a waitress
12 shots for the worst score on a single hole
13 POINTS FOR THE OLD FARTS


etc etc... I can't be othered to get to 18.

Enjoy fellas.. I mocking becasue i'm gutted I'm not going

Finished it off for you M_B.:thup: 13 points for the Old farts must leave:mmm:...............................
11 points for the Whippersnappers.:whoo:

 

[HotDogAssassin]

I predict that Aztecs will break his 3 Wood against a tree on his upswing.

 

[richart]

I predict that Aztecs will break his 3 Wood against a tree on his upswing.

If he breaks my 3 wood against a tree he will not be seeing 29.:angry:

 

[pokerjoke]

That's a bit early.
a 3 hour warm up?

With my aching bones im going to need a good warm up.
Looking to soak up the atmosphere.