Predictions for Woodhall Spa Pensioners v Athletes meet

I predict that Paul the Wippersnappers captain will

1 .. Play a wrong ball at least once per day

2 .. That he will fall on his arse and muddy his shorts at least 3 times over the weekend
 
Track tested the new irons....mmm, could be interesting!

Finished my practice sesh in the bar........ and now I'm supposed to be taking HID shopping.... does she not realise I'm an athlete??!!

Left the driver in my locker... our pro asked me why - he's not seen my swing for a while.

Loaded up the Skycaddie...... with Skegness......

See you tonight.?!
 
haha, you have only left your driver as you know us young guns will pwn you old gits on a long drive (thank god we have Gary 'Big guns' aka region 3)

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haha, you have only left your driver as you know us young guns will pwn you old gits on a long drive (thank god we have Gary 'Big guns' aka region 3)

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Mmm, you ain't seen how far I hit a 3 wood............................... cleared 180yds today!





And I've gone up to 6, that's how bad I'm playing!!
 
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