Old Farts v Whippersnappers itinerary.....(last thread on the subject!).

[jammydodger]

Anyone got a spare brolly they could bring?

(I intend to buy a Golf Monthly one but it won't be here in time)

Hey James , are you still employing the 'Bubba' swing ?

 

[richart]

Anyone got a spare brolly they could bring?

(I intend to buy a Golf Monthly one but it won't be here in time)

I will bring one for you James. Do you think you will need one to keep the sun off your bonce ?:mmm:

 

[JustOne]

Hey James , are you still employing the 'Bubba' swing ?

It's practically nailed on now.....................I can hit it 170 almost every time

 

[Smiffy]

Anyone got a spare brolly they could bring?

James.
When it is raining, you only really get wet when you are standing in the middle of the fairway.
I honestly don't think you'll need one mate.
Trust me

 

[MadAdey]

As a Forum Meet virgin Adey that would be the least of your worries.

I'm in the armed forces.........I'm sure you could do no worse than I have already had done to me before.....:mmm:

 

[JustOne]

I will bring one for you James.

Thanks Rich.... :thup:

 

[vig]

So lets see, black shirt, check... yellow shirt, check.... Tena pants, check, sterodent and glass for teeth, check, haemeroid cream, check, bucket and spade, check, now, where the hell am I suppose to be going?

 

[JustOne]

... where the hell am I suppose to be going?

Turn left at the British Legion, into the big white building, ward 4.

Take dominos.

 

[richart]

So lets see, black shirt, check... yellow shirt, check.... Tena pants, check, sterodent and glass for teeth, check, haemeroid cream, check, bucket and spade, check, now, where the hell am I suppose to be going?

Shouldn't that be blue shirt,check, red shirt,check, or are you trying to make the Old Farts captain go apoplectic ?

 

[Deleted member 1418]

Bud,weve already penned you in for the full 2 points

Wow - that many! Cheers mate!

 

[Smiffy]

I reckon we are going to walk the fourballs, and the singles, if anything, will be a little easier.

 

[G1BB0]

well you will soon find out Smiffy, Mystic Meg you ain't tho

 

[Hobbit]

If the banter is half as good in real life as it is on here its gonna be a cracking couple of days.

Please note, I am a sensitive sort of guy, quite shy and timid. Add to which I'm tea total and like to discuss knitting patterns.

 

[richart]

If the banter is half as good in real life as it is on here its gonna be a cracking couple of days.

Please note, I am a sensitive sort of guy, quite shy and timid. Add to which I'm tea total and like to discuss knitting patterns.

You sound like my sort of man Hobbit.:mmm:

 

[Achilles]

Getting proper excited now chaps. I think the talk of knitting is what's done it!! Not too long to wait though as will be travelling up early to play Belton Park on Friday afternoon. Bring. It. On. :thup:

 

[Aztecs27]

Getting proper excited now chaps. I think the talk of knitting is what's done it!! Not too long to wait though as will be travelling up early to play Belton Park on Friday afternoon. Bring. It. On. :thup:

You are in for a treat sir.

 

[Achilles]

I must admit to feeling like a kid on Christmas Eve!

 

[USER1999]

I have met most of these guys. There is not a lot to get excited about. Especially the oldies. Heck, come Monday they won't remember who they played with, the result, the venue, the banter, anything.

Well, except which trees they urinated on. Like a dog marking territory.

 

[Deleted member 1418]

I have met most of these guys. There is not a lot to get excited about. Especially the oldies. Heck, come Monday they won't remember who they played with, the result, the venue, the banter, anything. Well, except which trees they urinated on. Like a dog marking territory.

Brilliant Murph!

 

[richart]

I have met most of these guys. There is not a lot to get excited about. Especially the oldies. Heck, come Monday they won't remember who they played with, the result, the venue, the banter, anything.

Well, except which trees they urinated on. Like a dog marking territory.

No one forgets playing with your Murph. Doesn't matter how old they are.