Odds on this happening- difficult to believe !

[3offTheTee]

We are in Ibiza at present with another couple and on Sunday were talking about the Euro lottery as it had not been won last week.

My mate said what you need is a seagull to do the proverbial on you.

Within 2 seconds it had happened and I was scraping white stuff from my head. Needless to say money was placed on the euro Lotto, the last time I bet on any looters was over 15 years ago.

All I ask is how many millions to one are the chances of this happening and has anything similar happened to you?

 

[c1973]

We are in Ibiza at present with another couple and on Sunday were talking about the Euro lottery as it had not been won last week.

My mate said what you need is a seagull to do the proverbial on you.

Within 2 seconds it had happened and I was scraping white stuff from my head. Needless to say money was placed on the euro Lotto, the last time I bet on any looters was over 15 years ago.

All I ask is how many millions to one are the chances of this happening and has anything similar happened to you?

What? Winning the lottery or a bird shiteing on yer heid?

 

[JustOne]

I travelled 3,000 miles and went to a night club, ended up chatting to a lovely young lady who lives 2 miles from me!!

First ever golf shot my Dad saw me hit was a hole-in-one :thup:

 

[Smiffy]

I travelled 3,000 miles and went to a night club, ended up chatting to a lovely young lady who lives 2 miles from me!!

Don't tell me..........
Two weeks later she moved?

 

[cookelad]

Don't tell me..........
Two weeks later she moved?

Restraining order is cheaper and you don't have to redecorate!