Naming the Monarch

[Fish]

Text from Tony Blair: "I know what Kate is going through: I too found it hugely frustrating being in labour"

 

[Fish]

Might be called John!

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Am I the only one thinking whats the point of standing at the Big Hoose just now?

She is in early stages, that could go on all day. bairn might not be born until during the night. The Queen's hardly go wake from her kip and come out to tell everyone. I would certainly be leaving it until tommorow and to give Catherine and the rugrat a rest, it will be another couple of days before he is held aloft there like Simba from the Lion King.

It amuses me that anyone would want to stand aboot waiting for the announcement.....I mean,why,just why would you?

Nicholas Witchell can barely contain himself. Keeps fumbling in his pocket for some reason.

It's a frigging bairn for Christ sake.Let's have "Her name's Diana,she's 2 stone 3 blah blah blah" and let everyone get on with their lives.

Why? Because too many people these days are 'eventist' 'look at MEs - I was there prats - to get the picture they can post on Facebook. Listen - all those self-obsessed who do that sort of thing and take pictures of ME with so-and-so, ME in front of this and that, ME at such and such 'I DON'T CARE' - and if nobody has told you yet 'NO-BODY ELSE REALLY CARES'

 

[Fish]

BREAKING: Despite earlier rumours, the Royal Baby is not Australian, as it'd be out by now

 

[Fish]

Its a Boy

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Named Dave.

well no one saw that coming!

 

[sev112]

Tyler

 

[sev112]

I take that back, and to continue the Fools and Horses thread

Damien

It's a full moon .......

 

[Dodger]

Kong.

 

[Fish]

I reckon Kate was holding back her waters, its pishing it down here, got caught out and left my sunroof open

 

[Fader]

Hoping it hammers down here to..

Back to the OP bigger question what's the wee ones surname going to be! As its royalty doesn't by law have to have a surname as he will have HRH before his name! Or they can choose from Mountbatten-Windsor, Wales or Cambridge!

Dave Cambridge has a ring to it or Wayne Mountbatten-Windsor or perhaps even Rylan Wales!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I take that back, and to continue the Fools and Horses thread

Damien

It's a full moon .......

.....and a record night time temperature..........is this a sign from Earth control.

 

[Fish]

How about 'Prince Freddie Brian Roger John Cambridge?

 

[Beezerk]

I think Frederick has a nice ring to it

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Frederick - King Fred??? Besides it's not 'British' enough. Got to be George or Arthur for the English side of things or James or Alexander for the Scottish/Greek side of things. Might have had David in there if it wasn't for the d**k we have for current PM.

 

[Slime]

I'd call him Pfeffel ......................... or maybe not.
Yes, yes I think I would ............. I like the name Pfeffel.

Slime.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Don't care. She's dropped. Name it and move on. All this crap on every channel is doing my head in

 

[Fader]

Don't care. She's dropped. Name it and move on. All this crap on every channel is doing my head in

Miserable git! Best get used to it Homer going to be on TV all week and the most sought after kid on the planet!

 

[Fish]

Don't care. She's dropped. Name it and move on. All this crap on every channel is doing my head in

Watch Robin Hood then like me, Russell Crowes putting a new spin on it

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Watch Robin Hood then like me, Russell Crowes putting a new spin on it

Watching something about idiots posting on social media on C4. Unbeleivable