Mulligans Laws of Golf

[jim8flog]

Looking for a book on my shelf I came across something I completely forgot I had.

To give you a flavour

Since bad shots always come in groups of 3 a fourth bad shot is just the start of the next group of 3.

What would you put in the book?

 

[Pants]

Always play your provisional ball 1st

 

[Pants]

Never comment on your shot until the ball stops rolling.

 

[backwoodsman]

99% of short putts dont go in the hole...

 

[Tashyboy]

Electric trolleys are useless when you don’t charge the battery.

 

[Robster59]

To quote one of my friends "I'll tell you when it's a good f***ing shot!"

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

When planning a golfing break in the UK always go for three days minimum - because chances are that 2 consecutive days out of 3 the weather will be the same - which means that, at worse, 2 days will be rubbish and the third will be better, no saying what day of the three it'll be though,

 

[Dando]

If you hit one ball left in the poo, your next one will go in the poo on the right

 

[Golfnut1957]

The best weather for golf will be during a lockdown*

*It's a saying that has only come into being in recent times.

 

[Imurg]

A, virtually, impossible bunker shot generally has a better outcome than a straight forward splash

 

[Dando]

You can hit a lob wedge 150 yards, it’s just a shame you only had 45 to flag

 

[Neilds]

If you need to ask how far it is to carry the water, you won’t make it ?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Trees are not 90% air

 

[jim8flog]

The best weather for golf will be during a lockdown*

*It's a saying that has only come into being in recent times.

So right
The day our buggy ban finally ended was the day before we went in to Tier 4

The day they announced we could play on the 9 hole course was the day the Prime Minister closed all courses.

 

[jim8flog]

No matter how badly you are playing you can always play worse.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A birdie on the first hole means the rest of the round will turn into a pile of crap one hole at at time each one progressively worse than the last

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Never ever become so complacent as to believe that you have beaten the shanks...you must remain forever aware that once a shankaholic - always a shankaholic - and so must be ever mindful of what you must do to avoid one - one shot at a time.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A three putt will always happen when you look at a putt and think you can make it no bother

 

[sunshine]

A birdie on the first hole means the rest of the round will turn into a pile of crap one hole at at time each one progressively worse than the last

We're all different. I find a birdie on the 1st provides a welcome confidence boost, and often inspires me to play well. Some of my best ever scores began with a birdie!

 

[USER1999]

If you find your ball in a really tough lie, buried in the rough, and hit a corker of a shot straight to the pin, it wasn't your ball.