Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
The fact that you were on the range 5 minutes ago striping it down the middle means diddly squat on the first tee..... Fore right!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulligans Laws of Golf
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jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
On courses where the yardages are on the top of sprinkler heads the sprinkler will turn on just as you get to it.
Sats
Challenge Tour Pro
You will hit the best golf shot of your life when no one is watching. Your worse shot will be seen by many.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
When called through you will hit a shocker, rush to the ball and chop it down the hole even if you've been playing great until then
YandaB
Newbie
If my partner rushes their putt miles past the whole, mine will never reach it.
brickie
Medal Winner
A provisional ball will always end up in the rough 150 yards across the fairway from the original ball or in the rough next to the original ball.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
If four of you hit the same tree in exactly the same place, three balls will ricochet back onto the fairway, one will go OOB.......
YandaB
Newbie
To build on this and Homer's earlier one - If trees might stop a ball going OOB then they will be 90% air, if you need a ball to get through a tree on your intended line they will be 90% tree.
Maninblack4612
Tour Winner
A putter you try out will hole putt after putt. Once you buy & pay for it it will let you down constantly.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Always buy on a credit card - time it right and you have 5 weeks of quality before having to actually pay for it.
Maninblack4612
Tour Winner
Can you do a PCP on putters? Could have it working for 3 - 5 years.
sunshine
Well-known member
I am surprised that nobody has brought out a lease plan for golf clubs so far. It seems such an obvious idea, particularly for drivers which are expensive bits of kit and people like to upgrade regularly.
North Mimms
Tour Winner
The day you finally find 20 yards extra on your drive is when you head straight for the bunker which has always been 15 yards beyond your range
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
That reminds of years ago when the same playing a course every week. It started with a 329 yard hole. I used to try to drive it every week and only managed it once followed by three putts.
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
You've bought those as well!
Golfnut1957
Newbie
I thought they had, and called it eBay.
sunshine
Well-known member
I barely use ebay. Can you get a monthly payment plan for brand new clubs on ebay?
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
Looking for opponents ball I always find it immediately.
Looking for my own not so quick.
Looking for my own not so quick.
clubchamp98
Journeyman Pro
With certain sellers yes you can!
HomerJSimpson
Hall of Famer
On a similar vein you'll put a decent ball in the long grass and find a Top Flite
