Morning all.

[Golfman]

Have been a subscriber to Golf Monthly for several years but have only this week taken the plunge and joined the forum.

Have made a few posts so far and thought I better introduce myself.

I play golf at The Millbrook in Mid Bedfordshire off a handicap of 9.2 that is coming down but not as quickly as I would like.

When the chance presents itself I play at as many good courses as I can and I have a trip to Inverness in a couple of weeks to play Royal Dornoch and Nairn.

If anyone is in North Norfolk the week of 5 April and fancies a game at Royal West Norfolk drop me a PM as I'll eb up there with the family and looking for a morning out at the course.

I apologise inadvance for the poor quality of my jokes.

Cheers

Chris.

 

[CannyFifer]

Welcome mate, my jokes could be no better

 

[Sneds]

Welcome pal, you'll fit right in with poor jokes. x

 

[didsbury_duffer]

Welcome. I don't mind bad jokes or comments, so long as the person giving them, can also take them.

 

[jammydodger]

Morning Golfman

Lovely course up there at Brancaster , i'm hoping to get up there on the county card this year.

 

[Fyldewhite]

Welcome to the forum. You won't lower the standard of jokes on here !!

 

[John_Findlay]

Welcome in. What's the picture in your avatar? Looks Ballybunionesque. Made up a new word there.

 

[haplesshacker]

Great to 'see' some fresh blood on here. Don't worry about the jokes, you can only raise the current standard.

 

[bigbiffa]

welcome to the madhouse!

 

[Steviebhoy]

Welcome along!!

A 12 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked today what his favourite musical instrument was at school,

The fat c**t said the dinner bell

 

[need_my_wedge]

Hi Golfman,

I'm a Leighton Buzzard member myself, intending to play Millbrook in the summer under the reciprocal golf agreement.

 

[Golfman]

Hi Golfman,

I'm a Leighton Buzzard member myself, intending to play Millbrook in the summer under the reciprocal golf agreement.

If you want to meet up for a game drop me a PM and we can see if we can sort soemthing out.

 

[Deleted member 1740]

Welcome along pal

 

[Screwback]

Welcome to the forum!!!

 

[jacetheace]

Hi and welcome.

 

[john0]

Are we all supposed to introduce ourselves when we join?

How rude am I !!!!!

 

[AuburnWarrior]

Are we all supposed to introduce ourselves when we join?

How rude am I !!!!!

It's OK, I didn't.

I wanted to remain elusive........

 

[pokerjoke]

Welcome,did you wait so long because you were shy or never had anything good to say.

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

Welcome along

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Welcome along and don't worry about the humour level. The only way is up