Love the mrs

[USER1999]

Got home yesterday after golf, bunged my golf shoes in the kitchen to dry. Socks were soaked.

Got up early this morning, and figured if i left early I could buy a new pair and have dry shoes for today's comp (cancelled due to fog).

Bought a new pair of addidas for 60 notes, as they were comfy, and despite trying more expensive pairs, they were a good fit, and will only see wet winter use (not White then).

Got home tonight, having wasted the day messing around at the gc, chipping, putting, drinking, betting, waiting for the fog to clear. should have been decorating, but couldn't be bothered. Left home 8 ish, got home at 4.

Get home, and the mrs asks what I have been doing all day, as whilst out running she noticed the course was closed. Explained that I left early to buy some new shoes, as my old ones leaked, and then spent the day messing about.

She has only offered to buy me the shoes. Not even as an Xmas prezzie, just a gift.

Obviously I turned the offer down

Did I heck.

 

[rosecott]

Thought the thread title was a blanket invitation.

 

[USER1999]

You've not met her then?

 

[GB72]

I also have a great wife. It was our aniversary this week and I bought the usual flowers etc. My wife found me a great pair of limited edition Joker/Batman converse boots. Best present I have had in years.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Think I've said on here more than once that HID is the best ever for letting me spend as much time as I like playing and practicing and indulging in new gear if I want to. I bet you thought you'd been caught out Murph when she said she'd been past the club and it was closed.

 

[thecraw]

Well I'll put an end to all this sentimental pants.

Mine is a crabbit bitch. I know there is something seriously wrong when she's not moaning.

 

[USER1999]

Guessed she might have been out running. She often sees me on the course, so no hiding. Figured she might expect me to come back early. No chance.

 

[USER1999]

Well I'll put an end to all this sentimental pants.

Mine is a crabbit bitch. I know there is something seriously wrong when she's not moaning.

You love her really.

You are probably into a bit of bdsm?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

At least she knew where you were and you didn't get the "it was shut all day so where have you been?" inquisition. Say at the club and you lose. "Course is shut so bet you've been in the bar drinking and betting" even if you were guilty as charged on that score. Worse would be "so where were you if you weren't at the club" line of questioning. If she thinks you've been elsewhere no amount of pleading, character references or sworn affadavits will get you out of that. Fortunately with the shirts you wear Murph stray lipstick on the collar would blend in

 

[wull]

Well I'll put an end to all this sentimental pants.

Mine is a crabbit bitch. I know there is something seriously wrong when she's not moaning.

she's not related to my missus by any chance

 

[stevie_r]

Well I'll put an end to all this sentimental pants.

Mine is a crabbit bitch. I know there is something seriously wrong when she's not moaning.

mine isn't that crabbit normally but can be quite scary in a Port Glesga Burd kind of way

 

[chrisd]

I'm still suffering from bruising from HID ..... she announced on Saturday evening that she was thinking of buying some small christmas lights to put on her bush......... !

The rest of this posting has been censored!


Chris

 

[richart]

Never understand this idea of the wife buying you a present. We have a joint account so however you package it, I am buying my own presents.

 

[USER1999]

Um, we don't, so her money is not freely available. Between us we must have about six accounts. One of which must be mine I guess.

 

[Andy]

mine isn't that crabbit normally but can be quite scary in a Port Glesga Burd kind of way

Haha

 

[richart]

Um, we don't, so her money is not freely available. Between us we must have about six accounts. One of which must be mine I guess.

The only certain way to find out which is yours Murph is to get divorced. Yours will be the one with nothing in it. It's like the wife asking for a divorce at Xmas, and the husband saying he's not looking to spend that much.

 

[USER1999]

Not planning on getting divorced any time soon. That said, she couldn't afford it!

 

[richart]

Not planning on getting divorced any time soon. That said, she couldn't afford it!

Forgot who wears the trousers in your house Murph.

 

[thecraw]

Forgot who wears the trousers in your house Murph.

By Christ, having seen the sorts of trousers that Murph wears its very clear that they're from his wifes wardrobe!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Mine is a crabbit bitch. I know there is something seriously wrong when she's not moaning.

Snap
Ditto
absolutely hates me playing.

Fragger :-(