Birchy
Money List Winner
Can I suggest the gym? 
Surely we can all last 18 holes without collapsing?
Surely we can all last 18 holes without collapsing?
COCONUT WATER?????
A new low for this forum. What a load of rubbish!
COCONUT WATER?????
A new low for this forum. What a load of rubbish!
COCONUT WATER?????
A new low for this forum. What a load of rubbish!
COCONUT WATER?????
A new low for this forum. What a load of rubbish!
A couple of fags before you tee off, another one going down the first, roll up another around the 4th or 5th and stop after 9 for a cuppa and another fag. If there is a fourball waiting to play into the 10th green I might roll up another one while I am waiting, otherwise I will wait until the 11th. If the 11th is a longish par 5, I might have another one before I reach the green. A quick one on the 15th and that leaves me a couple of holes to get my breath back before rolling another one on the 18th tee. If it's a close game, say we are all square, or dormy, I might roll another one as I get to the green. Chuck the fag end down the cup to say "goodbye" to the course and then roll another one up on the trek back to the changing rooms.
Yeah, but Smiffy needs fluids to replace the penile leakage.....I'm the same but I miss out the cuppa at the 9th... too many fluids!!
A couple of fags before you tee off, another one going down the first, roll up another around the 4th or 5th and stop after 9 for a cuppa and another fag. If there is a fourball waiting to play into the 10th green I might roll up another one while I am waiting, otherwise I will wait until the 11th. If the 11th is a longish par 5, I might have another one before I reach the green. A quick one on the 15th and that leaves me a couple of holes to get my breath back before rolling another one on the 18th tee. If it's a close game, say we are all square, or dormy, I might roll another one as I get to the green. Chuck the fag end down the cup to say "goodbye" to the course and then roll another one up on the trek back to the changing rooms.