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Do you think if you got one of the sales assistants badges from NEXT it would help in any queues?
 
HomerJSimpson said:
Sorting out my mums house there were 8 keys to the front door. First thing I did was change the locks! There are still 9sets of keys from various houses etc where she must have babysat, looked after pets etc that remain unclaimed despite appeals at the church, local clubs etc.
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I am acting as an executor for one of my clients, and have had to deal with her property. Loads of keys except the car keys. Hunted everywhere for them, and was just about to get new ones, when I tried to plug in a light in a wall socket. Wouldn't work, and on closer inspection found it was a dummy socket with a tiny safe behind it.
 
richart said:
I am acting as an executor for one of my clients, and have had to deal with her property. Loads of keys except the car keys. Hunted everywhere for them, and was just about to get new ones, when I tried to plug in a light in a wall socket. Wouldn't work, and on closer inspection found it was a dummy socket with a tiny safe behind it.
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Sweet, make sure you tell that story again on Sunday



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Why is it on quiz shows when the contestant doesn't know the answer but has multiple choice they always say "well I've never heard of ... so can dismiss that as an option" YOU DON'T KNOW - so it could be that one!

Also, on Masterchef...when they get the boot..."I'm gutted I didn't get to show what I can do" - YOU DID, YOU BLEW IT!!

Phew...

Finally - when will Suzannah Whatshername on BBC get a haircut?
 
bluewolf said:
Yes. I wish I could buy back the time it took me to watch that film. Interesting premise but the Timbersnake is a deadly dull actor.
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I thought it was a brilliant concept but they could have made a better film of it. That said I did watch it 5 times over 2 days :mad:

Interesting take on society in general, how most of us (if you tranfer it to money) only have a month or two on our wrists (so to speak)... made me feel like I'm living in the ghetto.. which is pretty true if I look out the front door :angry:
 
Just had an email from Carphone Warehouse telling me I could win a huge TV or a hamper - just click on the picture of a hamper and see what you've won.....

I did......

I won.....

3 jokes from a Christmas Cracker.....

I'm now depressed.......
 
Imurg said:
Just had an email from Carphone Warehouse telling me I could win a huge TV or a hamper - just click on the picture of a hamper and see what you've won.....

I did......

I won.....

3 jokes from a Christmas Cracker.....

I'm now depressed.......
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Read them out then!!!! (erm, write) :mmm:
 
No

Too depressed...

They must have been rejects......

Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws....

Forgotten the others and (sadly(not)) it won't let me open the present again.......
Just leave me alone to wallow in my pit of despair........

Honestly I'd rather they'd said "Sorry, you've won nothing" than "Here, have 3 Christmas Cracker 'jokes'"
 
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