joke

[drawboy]

Two golfers were playing a knock about and were getting very frustrated at being behind two lady golfers. Bill says to Harry. "Harry, go up there and tell them to get a move on" Harry duly jogs up the fairway, halfway to the ladies he turns back and jogs back to his mate. Bill asks, "whats up?, why didn't you have a word?" I daren't, one's my missus and the other is my mistress" said Harry.
Bill says "leave it to me then " and off he jogs, he too turns tail halfway and jogs back. Harry says "whats up Bill?" Bill replies " @uck me it's a small world.