Its Also Golfmmad's birthday today

[PhilTheFragger]

Partially eclipsed by GB72's landmark, we forgot to mention our old mate Golfmmad who also has a birthday today

Happy to set the record straight

Happy Birthday Sir

Fragger

(Since when did I become Birthday Monitor?)

 

[Imurg]

Have a good one Mate..

 

[Region3]

Hope you're having a good one Chris.

A true gent of the forum :cheers:

 

[richart]

A true gent of the forum :cheers:

Couldn't agree more. Have a good one Chris.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Happy birthday

 

[AmandaJR]

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday...

Can't stop singing that now...

I think you make a great birthday monitor Uncle Phil xx

 

[Andy808]

Happy birthday. Hope you've had a great day.

 

[Iaing]

Happy birthday. :cheers:

 

[Val]

Happy birthday

 

[Golfmmad]

Ah, thanks guys 'n gals, a nice end to my day. :cheers:

Here is the message inside the card that my Wife gave me.

Ode to Golf

In my hand I hold a ball
White dimpled,rather small
Oh,how bland it does appear,
This harmless looking little sphere.
By its size I could not guess
The awesome strength it does possess.


My life has not been quite the same
Since I chose to play this game.
It rules my mind for hours on end
A fortune it has made me spend
It has made me curse and cry
Hate myself and want to die


I am promised a thing called 'par'
If I can hit it straight and far
To master such a tiny ball
Should not be very hard at all
But my desires the ball refuses
And does exactly as it chooses


It hooks and slices, dribbles, dies
And disappears before my eyes
Often it will have a whim
To hit a tree or take a swim
With miles of grass on which to land
It finds a tiny patch of sand


Then has me offering up my soul
If it will just drop in the hole
Its made me whimper like a pup
And swear that I will give it up
I even drink to ease my sorrow
Because it knows...... I'll be back tomorrow!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

She's pretty clever my Wife - how does she know this just about sums up "My golf".

 

[richart]

Ah, thanks guys 'n gals, a nice end to my day. :cheers:

Here is the message inside the card that my Wife gave me.

In my hand I hold a ball
White dimpled,rather small
Oh,how bland it does appear,
This harmless looking little sphere.
By its size I could not guess
The awesome strength it does possess.

Bet you were worried where she was going with this.

 

[Golfmmad]

Bet you were worried where she was going with this.

Yeah, I thought, she wouldn't, would she? :mmm:

 

[JustOne]

Best regards Chris. Hope all is well.

James.

 

[Smiffy]

Sorry I missed this Chris. All the best mate. And I hope you have a very happy and peaceful Christmas
xxxx

 

[bladeplayer]

Dont know you at all dude but you seem to be very well though of by some very good folk on here . says alot

Belated Best wishes for your birthday

 

[Golfmmad]

Thanks a bunch guys, sorry but haven't been on the forum much lately due to change of job.

Happy Christmas! :cheers::cheers::thup: