Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Did I see a post from AW - that long lost Palace fan...?
Is it really you?
Are you there...?
Is it really you?
Are you there...?
Is there an AuburnWarrior in the house...?
- Thread starter Imurg
- Start date
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
I'm back..... 
I tried to stay away. I really did.
I tried to blank all forum thoughts out of my head but like a die hard alcoholic who needs that next drink or a heroin junkie fixated on that next hit I couldn't resist!
Yes, I know, I'm weak.
Like a beautiful temptress, the GM forum toyed with my emotions and made me a wreck of a man!
My family don't want to know me, my friends have taken to physical violence, my dogs keep weeing in my shoes (not my FJs.....
) and the neighbours keep calling me horrible names.
Oh, and I've lost the ability to hit 350 yard drives!
So, members of this 'ere forum, I stand before you a broken man.
My name's AuburnWarrior and I'm a GM forum addict.
I tried to stay away. I really did.
I tried to blank all forum thoughts out of my head but like a die hard alcoholic who needs that next drink or a heroin junkie fixated on that next hit I couldn't resist!
Yes, I know, I'm weak.
Like a beautiful temptress, the GM forum toyed with my emotions and made me a wreck of a man!
My family don't want to know me, my friends have taken to physical violence, my dogs keep weeing in my shoes (not my FJs.....
) and the neighbours keep calling me horrible names. Oh, and I've lost the ability to hit 350 yard drives!
So, members of this 'ere forum, I stand before you a broken man.
My name's AuburnWarrior and I'm a GM forum addict.
chrisd
Major Champion
Always nice to see a fan of the Mighty Eagles return like the prodigal son!
Chris
Chris
G1BB0
Money List Winner
welcome back
Mattyboy
Tour Rookie
I'm back.....
My family don't want to know me, my friends have taken to physical violence, my dogs keep weeing in my shoes (not my FJs.....
Oh, and I've lost the ability to hit 350 yard drives!
Crikey AW - sounds like youve started supporting Brighton!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
And he's worked out how to use Smileys!!
Hussah! Hussah!
Hussah! Hussah!
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
Man U fans take cover because when we smash your boys on Wednesday night you'll get heaps of abuse.....
You were never away, go on you can tell us!
AuburnWarrior
Tour Winner
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Knob.
P off back into the abyss.
P off back into the abyss.
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
Hello, welcome back AW... #waves#
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
#waves# ? How gay is that?
JustOne
Ryder Cup Winner
I said #waves# not #blows kisses# !!!
Right, off to cleanse my face and pluck my eyebrows................
Right, off to cleanse my face and pluck my eyebrows................
Right, off to cleanse my face and pluck my eyebrows................
Think that image may haunt me tonight
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bladeplayer
Money List Winner
PHEW at least nothing has changed since you were gone , that was a close one!
My family don't want to know me, my friends have taken to physical violence, my dogs keep weeing in my shoes (not my FJs.....
Oh, and I've lost the ability to hit 350 yard drives!
.
richart
Major Champion
You haven't missed much mate, apart from the usual long drives, slow play and traditions crap. Oh yes and you are not allowed to fecking swear anymore.:angry:
Tiger
Money List Winner
Welcome home, weeeel-come. Come on in and close the door...
...got to keep the Turnberry lot out, dress codes up there have gone to pot
...got to keep the Turnberry lot out, dress codes up there have gone to pot
chrisd
Major Champion
Oh, and I've lost the ability to hit 350 yard drives!
Even worse than I thought now that the forum average has hit 370 yards!
Chris
Junior
Tour Winner
Welcome back AW - I bet you checked it a good 4/5 times a week ?? go onnnnn, be honest
I think the forum is very addictive and a good way to get a golf fix !!!!
I think the forum is very addictive and a good way to get a golf fix !!!!
