Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I'd start eating 3 or 4 kebabs a day, wash them down with about 10 pints of lager and start smoking 20+ ciggies.
When your gut is as fat as the rest of us on here, then you can see what we have to contend with.

When your gut is as fat as the rest of us on here, then you can see what we have to contend with.