I have never......

[Dando]

I'm waiting for the first BMW owner on here to post "never used my indicators"

do they come with indicators?

 

[ScienceBoy]

Never used my car horn other than accidentally (maybe once or twice to say goodbye to relatives we don’t see often).

 

[Imurg]

been to work.....or maybe I have and I just can't remember

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Bought a new putter.
Owned a dishwasher.
Grown Tomatoes to my satisfaction.

 

[Leftie]

Never had a McDonalds other than one bite back in about 1988.

 

[Crow]

Never had a McDonalds other than one bite back in about 1988.

Similar here for KFC, took a bite and it contained the toughest piece of gristle ever, If I may borrow that wonderful line from Lord Scrumptious:

 

[GreiginFife]

Lotta folks on here don't understand how never works... ??

 

[chrisd]

Used an ATM machine
Watched Friends (or most American comedy)
Tried a cigarette
Had an infraction
Understood the liking of American sport

 

[USER1999]

Never used my car horn other than accidentally (maybe once or twice to say goodbye to relatives we don’t see often).

You obviously don't drive in North London. I use mine pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

...read a book written by either Lee Child or John Grisham

 

[IanM]

Understood how establishments with neither plates nor cutlery, can call themselves restaurants!

 

[sunshine]

Never used my car horn other than accidentally (maybe once or twice to say goodbye to relatives we don’t see often).

That's a very provincial comment. Drive inside the M25 and you'll soon find you need to use the horn!

 

[jim8flog]

Dressed up in women's clothes , although that could change.

 

[sunshine]

I have never...
- tried smack, heroin, or crystal meth
- worn a gimp suit or tried auto erotic asphyxiation
- trashed a hotel room or thrown a tv out of a window
- picked out any decent car keys from the bowl
- bought a golf tee

 

[jim8flog]

I'm waiting for the first BMW owner on here to post "never used my indicators"

or used my lights in the rain

 

[jim8flog]

What do people have against Nando's?

reaches for the water or endless supply of cold fizzy drink.

 

[SatchFan]

Sent a text message.
Said no to a curry.

 

[USER1999]

... ever, ever had the desire to go anywhere near Paris, or Las Vegas.
Or Australia ?

Paris is a dump anyway. Best avoided. Oh, and it's French, and stuff doesn't get worse than that.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

... ever, ever had the desire to go anywhere near Paris, or Las Vegas.
Or Australia ?

Australia - was with you on that until last year - but then we went there for 9weeks and it was brilliant...well it was in the parts where there was something to be brilliant as much of the time it was either nothing at all or an awful lot of the same...

 

[Blue in Munich]

What do people have against Nando's?

Possibly the way some people rave about it as though it should be Michelin starred? That's not aimed at you btw.

It's a perfectly okay high street restaurant I agree, but no more than that.