I have never......

Used an ATM machine
Watched Friends (or most American comedy)
Tried a cigarette
Had an infraction
Understood the liking of American sport
 
I have never...
- tried smack, heroin, or crystal meth
- worn a gimp suit or tried auto erotic asphyxiation
- trashed a hotel room or thrown a tv out of a window
- picked out any decent car keys from the bowl
- bought a golf tee
 
... ever, ever had the desire to go anywhere near Paris, or Las Vegas.
Or Australia ?
Australia - was with you on that until last year - but then we went there for 9weeks and it was brilliant...well it was in the parts where there was something to be brilliant as much of the time it was either nothing at all or an awful lot of the same...:)
 
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