Hypothetically Speaking

[Khamelion]

If the police arrest a mime artist, do they still tell them they have the right to remain silent?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

IF one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown to?

And

What if they were no hypothetical questions?



HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - is the fear of long words

Finally for the paranoid, it must be hell if you are an ANATIDAEPHOBIC, knowing that somewhere in the world a duck is watching you. QUACK QUACK

 

[Norrin Radd]

you dont get out much do you .

 

[Norrin Radd]

you could add to your list
is a castrated pig disgruntled?

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Or...

If something is neither here nor there, then where the heck is it?

 

[HomerJSimpson]

If something is new and improved which is it. It can't be both

 

[Imurg]

Finally for the paranoid, it must be hell if you are an ANATIDAEPHOBIC, knowing that somewhere in the world a duck is watching you. QUACK QUACK

Hope you don't suffer from Luposlipophobia..The fear of being chased around a kitchen by a wolf whilst wearing socks...#Larsonistsrule..

 

[Slime]

How does a snow plough driver get to work?

Why is abbrieviation such a long word?

Why is dyslexia so awkward to spell?

 

[bobmac]

When Mozart died did he decompose ?
What's the difference between a normal bonus and an added bonus?
Pan fried
Oven roasted
Raised up
I personally
Reversed back

 

[Doon frae Troon]

If you get a hole in one and nobody sees it........is it a hole in one?