How's this for a complaint!?

[DAVEYBOY]

I ordered 2 Nike shirts from Direct Golf on the 29th May, I've now been told they will not have them in stock until the 17th of this month at least... They have already taken the cash out of my bank though.

 

[DAVEYBOY]

Now this is a world class complaint letter...

 

[GMAC88]

Why are u online shopping. I can try them on in the shop!!

 

[Hammertoe]

I hate Hollyoaks

 

[Brian_C]

Shoulda phoned before your second trip to insure they had arrived - espeically having got your fingers burnt the first time.

I thought the complaint letter/email was very silly.

hope you get sorted with your shoes.

 

[Scrindle]

That would annoy me too, though I would probably have phoned the second time to ensure they had actually been delivered.

If I had sent a complaint letter it would have been something a bit more serious. Yours has the potential to be brushed off by AG as a joke which probably isn't the outcome you would want?

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

That would annoy me too, though I would probably have phoned the second time to ensure they had actually been delivered.

If I had sent a complaint letter it would have been something a bit more serious. Yours has the potential to be brushed off by AG as a joke which probably isn't the outcome you would want?

Pretty much this!

I enjoy a witty, cleverly written complaint letter, but I do feel that this is not one of those. It seems a bit try hard, and I can't imagine it will work any better than a properly written, serious one. As Scrindle says, it may even end up being ignored as a joke!

C minus "must try harder"

 

[mab]

Where does your brother buy his socks from? Finland?

Despite missing the point, this made me chuckle.

 

[Andy]

Is your brother in P2?

 

[GMAC88]

I thought it was quite funny TBH. There are some awfully dour faced fols on here