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Khamelion

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Cheese, do not mention cheese, especially the cheese that cannot be named, bit like that Scotch play, you know the one by Billy the play write, Stilton, that's it don't mention aww shi, no swearing either, otherwise you'll have fragger on your back and you don't want that, ask iMurg he's been carrying him for years during various rounds of golf.
 
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Colonel, do tell us your views on dress code.......
 

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Hi CB.
I'm sure you'll have a great time, as long as you take nothing too seriously!
Oh, apparently it's bad luck to mention having a shank, not sure why, I'll probably find out next time I play!
It's also fair to warn you of the following;
I support Manchester United,
I don't believe in God,
I voted leave,
I drive to my course wearing my golf shoes,
I hate cucumber ................... even the word is horrid,
I dislike Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton, Mo Farrah, Jose Mourinho and Klippety Klopp,
I am not AND NEVER WILL BE a vegetarian, let alone a vegan,
I pick up my dogs poop.
The rest you'll have to discover over time.

Good to have you aboard, enjoy. (y)
 
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