Help for Heroes Charity Golf Day - Blackmoor Golf Club Friday 8th October 2021

I think egg and ketchup down ones "smart casual " is a sign of reaching an age where scrotes like you should show proper deference to senior golfers Mr Smiff.
I thought Smiffy was a senior golfer??!! All relative, I guess...! ?
 
From what I gather there is a new barmaid in the pub attached to the purple palace and it might be her first breakfast service tomorrow.
Poor lass will need counselling
 
Just back from the club setting up for tomorrow.

Oh dear the pin position on 18 is going to be fun. Book you seat on the balcony to watch the carnage.
If it’s on the green then there’s no words that are allowable on this forum that can be used
 
Think I used up most of my good shots today..I certainly used up a shed load of my best putts. Tomorrow is another day but at least I will start from my 1st (10th actually) tomorrow with hope…though we know what golf does when we have hope…?
 
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