Has anyone seen my coat?

bobmac

Major Champion
Joined
Feb 2, 2009
Messages
28,901
Location
Lincolnshire
Visit site
Just before Christmas I enrolled in a 6 week origami course which was a mistake.
The teacher was rubbish and after 2 weeks the course..............???
 
What has 2 legs in the morning, 27 legs in the afternoon and 58 legs in the evening?

Someone who has decided to collect legs.
 
I went to the bakers for a loaf of bread, the guy said brown or white?
I said it doesn't matter I've got my bike outside!
 
I went to B&Q for some paint, the fella said do you want matt or gloss?
I said don’t mess me about my house is on fire!
 
What was Whitney Houston's preferred type of co-ordination exercise?

HAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
 
Nut screws washer and bolts.

Headline in the paper after an inmate in the asylum raped a lady in the laundry room and escaped.
 
I once went to a concert in America that only cost me $0.45 to get in. It was 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
 
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
 
There is music coming out of my printer. It must be the paper jamming again.
 
Top