chrisd
Major Champion
Closing line when I saw Milton Jones
I like my women like I like my coffee - black with a penguin.
I like my women like I like my coffee - black with a penguin.
Has anyone seen my coat?
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I once played darts with Eric Bristow. Until his head went blunt.
ManinBlack
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For FB members who like these sort of jokes I can recommend: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2220131192/
ManinBlack
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My wife loves Beta Vulgaris Var. Cicla. Whenever we have it for dinner she eats amost all of it. All I get are the Chard remains.
SocketRocket
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My wife got excited when i told her i was looking online at cheap flights.
I never knew she liked Darts before.
I never knew she liked Darts before.
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Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.
bobmac
Major Champion
Why is the winner of Mr Universe always from earth?
Doon frae Troon
Ryder Cup Winner
I liked the true recent story from a Glasgow surgery.
Patient......I don't want that Indian Doctor
Receptionist...…..She is Scottish
Patient.....She dosen't look Scottish to me.
Receptionist....What do Scottish people look like then.
Patient......I don't want that Indian Doctor
Receptionist...…..She is Scottish
Patient.....She dosen't look Scottish to me.
Receptionist....What do Scottish people look like then.
PIng
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Worst zoo I ever visited just had French sticks, baguettes and granary loaves in cages. It was bread in captivity.
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Monday - Greg Tuesday - Ian Wednesday - Greg Thursday - Ian Friday - Greg Saturday - Ian Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian Calendar. Been saving that gag for 436 years.
The Gregorian Calendar. Been saving that gag for 436 years.
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I went to the library and asked for a book about tortoises. "It's over there," said the Librarian, "In the Hard Back section."
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Whipsnade Zoo.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Whipsnade Zoo.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
bobmac
Major Champion
Doctor, I think I'm a moth.
Doctor. Well I'm only a GP, you should go and see the psychiatrist down the round.
I was heading there but I saw your light was on.
Doctor. Well I'm only a GP, you should go and see the psychiatrist down the round.
I was heading there but I saw your light was on.
Norrin Radd
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we went to see the red arrows and after many near misses and the ooh`s and aah`s from the crowd the wife finally managed to park the car.
the red arrows were great.
the red arrows were great.
