Guess what I got given

[Crazyface]

Something I've always wanted. The wife was not impressed. And all for free.

 

[Leftie]

A cage for a pet rat?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Hamster cage?

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Lefty you beat me to it, great minds etc

 

[SatchFan]

A divorce?

 

[BubbaP]

A new "1" key for the keyboard?

Something karaoke related?

 

[nickjdavis]

Membership of Panmure?

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Herpes?

 

[ColchesterFC]

A divorce?

Trust me, they aren't free.?

But mine was worth every penny.

 

[Italian outcast]

a sensible face?

 

[Imurg]

A voucher to be exchanged by Rentokil....

 

[Doon frae Troon]

A face mask.

 

[3offTheTee]

A book on how to moan on a Golf Forum

 

[IanM]

6 months?

 

[fundy]

A book on how to moan on a Golf Forum

given it? he wrote it lol

 

[Deleted member 21258]

White Lines to finish off the driveway like a top notch car park, wife wanted purple lines.

 

[Italian outcast]

playing us like a fiddle - on tenterhooks here

 

[SatchFan]

Trust me, they aren't free.?

But mine was worth every penny.

True. Mine was a number of years ago. Cost me £90. Absolute bargain.

 

[Imurg]

A dozen Old Spice scented Bog rolls....

 

[PhilTheFragger]

A chip on each shoulder?