Guess what I got given

[Wolf]

An empty "promise" ?

 

[Wolf]

A chip on each shoulder?

Don't think there's room left considering already has a portion of them on each shoulder ?

 

[USER1999]

BJ?

 

[rosecott]

An arrangement with your new employer for permanent overtime?

On reflection, no, you did say your wife would not be happy.

 

[ScienceBoy]

BJ?

I think he is too busy running the country to visit people, and he couldn’t anyway until he lifts lockdown.

 

[SocketRocket]

A partridge in a pear tree.

 

[3offTheTee]

Give us a clue please?

This is more exciting that whatever Cabby did!

 

[Imurg]

Is it one of the ROUSs in the Princess Bride...a Rodent Of Unusual Size..?

 

[Imurg]

An invite to be the next Ex Mr Katie Price..?

Give us a clue ....please

 

[Slime]

A box of optimism?

 

[Deleted member 17920]

Hopefully you have been given the button on your computer to logout and not come back on again ?

 

[USER1999]

A lifetime ban from the forum?

 

[Norrin Radd]

Itchy genitals from the sister in law

 

[Imurg]

I reckon it's a new laptop that he can't work, it's 3 hours since he posed the question ?

I reckon he's caught the rat and he's phoning round taxidermists coz he's going to have it mounted on the wall.....

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

A slow worm?

 

[USER1999]

May be the rat won?

 

[rulefan]

A haircut

 

[SocketRocket]

Is that a rat in your pocket or are you glad to see me.

 

[SocketRocket]

MIL moved out.

 

[SocketRocket]

Set of drums