I've heard " that's a giraffes ass " = high and stinking.
My favourite saying is when playing our 3rd hole with new guests.
The tee shot requires a minimum carry of 220 carry over water from the whites .I call it a Barnes Wallace as I whistle the Dam-busters tune as their ball bounces almost ! across a water :rofl:
A Robert The Bruce. try try try again = 5 off the tee .