Friday Trivia Quiz

[Doon frae Troon]

Well done the Irish!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Scottish schools intelligence test...........

Three craws sat upon a wa'
A farmer comes along and shoots yin wi' his shotgun
Hoo mony craws were left on the wa'.

The answer should be what ever the scots word is for 2

But we all know there is only one Craw :thup:

 

[bladeplayer]

Well done the Irish!

Go raibh maith agat

 

[bladeplayer]

Well done the Irish!

Answered you in irish Doon , but its gone for moderation .. irish Mods, leave it alone please , just to see what our neighbours make of it ha ha

 

[cookelad]

None .. one dead the others flew away ..

Mental asylum test for release ..

Guy is shown a bath full of water .

beside the bath there is a glass . a jug & a bucket , what the fastest way to totaly empty the bath

Tip the bath over!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Jings whit hav a done......................

For clarity with all other countries bladeplayers answer is the correct one......... OK Ya.

 

[bladeplayer]

Tip the bath over!

fair answer so modified the question ha ha sorry cookelad

 

[Paul_Stewart]

None .. one dead the others flew away ..

Mental asylum test for release ..

Guy is shown a bath full of water .

beside the bath there is a glass . a jug & a bucket , what the fastest way to totaly empty the bath without spilling water everywhere

Pull the plug out?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Tip the bath over!

TOOOOOOOOO clever, I was just going to post 'pull the plug out'.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

A man goes into a field and dies instantly. It was not from natural causes. How come?

 

[bladeplayer]

Pull the plug out?

Top man Paul

 

[cookelad]

A man goes into a field and dies instantly. It was not from natural causes. How come?

Parachute didn't open!

 

[Doon frae Troon]

He wis standing o'er a wa' that had three cra's sitting on it.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

One for the music buffs.

Who is the link between Pete Seegar, The Pogues, Roberta Flack and a dirty old town?

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Ewan MacColl

 

[daveyc2k2]

A man goes into a field and dies instantly. It was not from natural causes. How come?

Mine Field??

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Ewan MacColl

Wel done hot dog.

He wrote Dirty Old Town and The First Time Ever I Saw Your face.
Married Pete Seegers half sister and his daughter Kirsty sung Fairy tale of New York with The Pogues.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Parachute didn't open!

Yep spot on.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Here's one I heard yesterday. How did HAL, the computer in 2001 Space Odyssey gets its name?

 

[StrangelyBrown]

Here's one I heard yesterday. How did HAL, the computer in 2001 Space Odyssey gets its name?

He had bad breath, it's short for halitosis.