Forest Pines 29/30th May

[Smiffy]

Nice one smiffy. Thanks mate. I hope we get full on maids service and turn down. A full body masag before and after all rounds wouldn't go amiss. If ya wouldn't mind mate. .....

You will have to moisturise your hands first though m8.

And you would have to grow a pair of shirt spuds

 

[bobmac]

And you would have to grow a pair of shirt spuds

Is that the same as jacket potatoes?

 

[centuryg5]

Nice one smiffy. Thanks mate. I hope we get full on maids service and turn down. A full body masag before and after all rounds wouldn't go amiss. If ya wouldn't mind mate. .....

You will have to moisturise your hands first though m8.

For a few extra quid,Smiffy will turn his hand to anything

 

[Timberbonce]

And you would have to grow a pair of shirt spuds

Lol... You haven't met me before have you?

 

[vig]

Smiffy

I want continental breakfast, semi skimmed milk and satin sheets. And, is that thai massage still on?

 

[USER1999]

Breakfast isn't breakfast unless it comes from a frying pan.

Fried muesli. Not my favouite.

 

[Smiffy]

Smiffy
I want continental breakfast with semi skimmed milk

I thought you liked a bit of sausage in the morning????

Looking at the size of you I don't think you've ever seen a continental breakfast in your life.
Made me laugh at Nairn when somebody said "Who's that gutbucket on the 18th green?"

 

[bobmac]

Made me laugh at Nairn when somebody said "Who's that gutbucket on the 18th green?"

I wasn't at Nairn

 

[Smiffy]

Made me laugh at Nairn when somebody said "Who's that gutbucket on the 18th green?"

I wasn't at Nairn

I know you weren't Bob. They would have said "Who's that bald headed gutbucket on the 18th green" had you been

 

[bobmac]

I know you weren't Bob. They would have said "Who's that bald headed gutbucket on the 18th green" had you been

Harsh but true.
I'm currently using an old V-Easy to knit myself a syrup, do you want one too?

 

[Smiffy]

I know you weren't Bob. They would have said "Who's that bald headed gutbucket on the 18th green" had you been

Harsh but true.
I'm currently using an old V-Easy to knit myself a syrup, do you want one too?

Just need a patch for the solar panel at the moment Bob.
I've still got enough left for a comb over

 

[vig]

Smiffy
I want continental breakfast with semi skimmed milk

I thought you liked a bit of sausage in the morning????

Looking at the size of you I don't think you've ever seen a continental breakfast in your life.
Made me laugh at Nairn when somebody said "Who's that gutbucket on the 18th green?"

I'll correct you there, twice!
Firstly, I am partial to a continental breakfast, I find it gets me started better and just leaves enough room for a full English.
Secondly, I actually think that Birdieman is thinner than you so it's a bit unfair to refer to him as a gutbucket.


BTW, couldn't have been me cos I don't think I went on the 18th at Nairn

 

[bobmac]

I have one more definate for you Rob.
Brian off about 18 who is coming to Forest pines

 

[Smiffy]

I have one more definate for you Rob.
Brian off about 18 who is coming to Forest pines

Absolutely brilliant Bob. Thanks very much for helping out. But I still have one place to fill. "Bigger Al" has finally replied to my PM's and emails and sadly, will not be attending.
So one place still available at £100.00. Going to be a great week-end.
It would be great if somebody else came along and made up the 24.

TEAM GOLF MONTHLY

1 CENTURYG5 DEPOSIT PAID
2 MURPHTHEMOG DEPOSIT PAID
3 TIMBERBONCE DEPOSIT PAID
4 TEEGIRL DEPOSIT PAID
5 HTL DEPOSIT PAID
6 GRUMPYJOCK DEPOSIT PAID
7 REGION3 DEPOSIT PAID
8 RICKG DEPOSIT PAID (BUT NOT BANKED)
9 BOBMAC DEPOSIT PAID
10 VIG 11 GLENN (VIG'S SON)
12 LEFTIE (DEPOSIT PAID)
13 DHAN (DEPOSIT PAID)

TEAM GOLF MAGIC

1 SMIFFY/SMUFTER DEPOSIT PAID
2 JAHMOO DEPOSIT PAID
3 JONJERRE DEPOSIT PAID
4 THE CROW DEPOSIT PAID
5 LITTLEINJUNGURU DEPOSIT PAID
6 THE BLACK CAT DEPOSIT PAID
7 THE GOLDEN FERRET DEPOSIT PAID
8 BRIAN (BOBMAC'S FRIEND) DEPOSIT PAID
9 NORMAN PORRITT DEPOSIT PAID
10 EWAN PORRITT DEPOSIT PAID

 

[Smiffy]

Great news....have now got the much needed player from the Golf Magic site, "Dasher" who plays off 15. So we now have the magic 24.
Once I hear back from Forest Pines with confirmation of the tee times I will post them up.
Fantastic news, should be a superb week-end.

Fourball betterball on Saturday afternoon and singles on Sunday morning. Cushty!!

TEAM GOLF MONTHLY

1 CENTURYG5 DEPOSIT PAID
2 MURPHTHEMOG DEPOSIT PAID
3 TIMBERBONCE DEPOSIT PAID
4 TEEGIRL DEPOSIT PAID
5 HTL DEPOSIT PAID
6 GRUMPYJOCK DEPOSIT PAID
7 REGION3 DEPOSIT PAID
8 RICKG DEPOSIT PAID (BUT NOT BANKED)
9 BOBMAC DEPOSIT PAID
10 VIG
11 GLENN (VIG'S SON)
12 LEFTIE (DEPOSIT PAID)

TEAM GOLF MAGIC

1 SMIFFY DEPOSIT PAID
2 JAHMOO DEPOSIT PAID
3 JONJERRE DEPOSIT PAID
4 THE CROW DEPOSIT PAID
5 LITTLEINJUNGURU DEPOSIT PAID
6 THE BLACK CAT DEPOSIT PAID
7 THE GOLDEN FERRET DEPOSIT PAID
8 BRIAN (BOBMAC'S FRIEND) DEPOSIT PAID
9 NORMAN PORRITT DEPOSIT PAID
10 EWAN PORRITT DEPOSIT PAID
11 DASHER DEPOSIT PAID
12 DHAN DEPOSIT PAID

 

[rickg]

Well done Smiffy......knew you'd get there in the end!!

 

[Smiffy]

Well done Smiffy......knew you'd get there in the end!!

I'm glad you were confident!!
Now this new guy is coming from Gwent.
Anyone else coming from that area he could do a car share with or meet up with on the way???

 

[bobmac]

Great news....have now got the much needed player from the Golf Magic site,

Shame you're going to loose

 

[Smiffy]

Great news....have now got the much needed player from the Golf Magic site,

Shame you're going to loose

You reckon eh????
Guess who I'm playing in the singles on Sunday morning.
Muller rice

 

[bobmac]

Great news....have now got the much needed player from the Golf Magic site,

Shame you're going to loose

You reckon eh????
Guess who I'm playing in the singles on Sunday morning.
Muller rice

Muller rice?