Fighting on the Golf Course!

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i got hit on the shoulder my very first time going from the 1st green to the 2nd tee box. someone on the par 3 4th sliced one over the trees and hit me. when he came over i asked why he didnt shout four? he said he couldnt see where it went. i replied that is precisely when he should shout four! bloody cowboy!!
 
malek988 said:
ive been in 1, should have been 2 but since i broke my wrist, and was boking and on the verge of passing out after falling avoiding a shot from the group behind i couldn't have a go at the fellas who just played through with no sorry or nothing

but the big one was... at my old club, the local rule for cutting in at the 10th to play the back 9 was, and i quote "if the group beind you on the 9th hole is on the tee side of the drain on the fairway you are clear to play from the 10th tee, if not you must wait to be waived on or wait for the group who have priority to pass" Fair do's, i religiously follow the ruls regardless which club im playing.

Anyways our 4 ball got to the 10th tee after completing the 9th hole, at the exact same time another golfer appeared on the tee, we offered to let him pass as he would be quicker, he said "no your ok lads, im with 3 others we are only playing 9, your all ready were not" so we play on, then 1 minute later we are 150 yard or so down the fairway, i hear driver being struck, thought nothing off it as you hear that all day on a course, then a ball comes wizzing past my head, bearing in mind im fresh off unjury from a broken wrist from the last weasel who couldnt wait, so we shout back, "excuse me, were on the fairway please watch" next thing another ball then another ball lands beside me and another player i look back to some ass hat shouting "take that you (Mod Edit)" so, in the heat of anger, which i dont do on a course i got my 6 iron out and hit the ball back at him, i missed him and hit his bag, i know i was in the wrong but i wa so angry and after letting 3 misses slide then him shouting that, he stormed down, got in my face and said (Mod Edit) pushed in front, our mate was up ahead of us to reserve the tee" we explained the rules, but as hes an ignorant visitor it was lost on him, the GM had to be called, they were kicked off as they apparently cause trouble everytime they are there, i got a slap on the wrist for my retaliation, which i deserved

(Mod Edit ...You also deserve the 3 point infraction for swearing I just gave you)
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Two idiots went for the green today while we were putting and both of them made it. I wasn't happy but didn't want to cause a scene at the place I am joining.
 
I think it was a poorly trained dog... It should have gone like this.

1) Man hits 8 iron 140 yards
2) Hits dog... dog picks up ball and returns to booth.
3) Dog drops ball for Man to tee off again.
4) Return to step 1

They could convert dog racing tracks into golf practice areas where the dogs can work as ball retrievers. A great way to save two businesses!!

ps: No dogs were hurt in coming up with this business model
 
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