Eastenders .....

[madandra]

I am sitting here on the laptop whilst the wife is watching Eastenders and I am shocked by how poor the acting is. Davis Essex is pish and the muppet who plays his brother is even worse. The young kids in it don't effin speak English but some form of gangsta lingo I don't get. Does this really represent modern day living in London? If so thy can keep it.

 

[Dodger]

Eeeeeeez a right old cokerny geeeza though.

Total pile of pish,I refuse to believe that folk like any on this programme really exist in real life and if so then what a putrid place the capital must be.

 

[NWJocko]

I am sitting here on the laptop whilst the wife is watching Eastenders

Snap!

Was just thinking the same. The wife has just informed me this is only the start of an evening of utter tosh she's going to watch aswell....

If it wasn't hosing it down I'd be out playing golf!

 

[goldenbare]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

 

[madandra]

Now we have got to believe that David Essex (Fool Moon) has sold the entire contents of someones flat to start a business and they get away with the excuse that they 'will have it back in a few days' .....


In Glasgow they would have been shoed up and down the street until the Polis lifted you.

 

[NWJocko]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Yes, but I'm comfy!

May make my way to the other room to see whats on Sky once the wife brings me a brew and biscuits.

That'll be never then.....

 

[madandra]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

 

[AuburnWarrior]

All the soaps are absolute wibble!

Eastenders is a load of 'Londoners' standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Coronation Street is a load of Mancs standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Emmerdale is another load of Northerners standing in a pub shouting at each other!

What the Beeb and ITV have failed to realise is that the British pub industry is on it's knees. The number of drinkers are dropping and pubs are shutting so where are the Woolpacks/Queen Vics/Rovers Return now?

What they need is a new daily soap in which the comings and goings of an internet forum are depicted.....

 

[NWJocko]

All the soaps are absolute wibble!

Eastenders is a load of 'Londoners' standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Coronation Street is a load of Mancs standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Emmerdale is another load of Northerners standing in a pub shouting at each other!

Don't forget River City! Is that still on in God's country?

 

[goldenbare]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

limited electric outlets in the Bothie Madandra?

 

[madandra]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

limited electric outlets in the Bothie Madandra?

If I took the laptop upstairs H.I.D. would think I am on the mucky sites.

 

[goldenbare]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

limited electric outlets in the Bothie Madandra?

If I took the laptop upstairs H.I.D. would think I am on the mucky sites.

I make sure I clean up afterwards (the history I meant) only got caught out once.

 

[madandra]

I just said to the wife "I can't decide whether to watch golf or porn " wife replies "watch porn you can already play golf "

 

[bladeplayer]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

limited electric outlets in the Bothie Madandra?

If I took the laptop upstairs H.I.D. would think I am on the mucky sites.

I rather be accused of that than ADMITTING im secretly watching eastenders tho ha ha... red tees & a chipper for you from now on old gal

 

[Region3]

have you chaps noticed that lap tops are portable?

Mine has to be plugged in at all times coz the battery is gubbed.

limited electric outlets in the Bothie Madandra?

If I took the laptop upstairs H.I.D. would think I am on the mucky sites.

I make sure I clean up afterwards (the history I meant) only got caught out once.

IE : InPrivate
Chrome : Incognito
I guess Firefox has a version too

Genius

 

[clubchamp07]

All the soaps are absolute wibble!

Eastenders is a load of 'Londoners' standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Coronation Street is a load of Mancs standing in a pub shouting at each other!
Emmerdale is another load of Northerners standing in a pub shouting at each other!

I like that, soooo very true!!!

 

[Macster]

I just said to the wife "I can't decide whether to watch golf or porn " wife replies "watch porn you can already play golf "

Ouch - think you might have been missing the spot for years !!

 

[Yerman]

I just said to the wife "I can't decide whether to watch golf or porn " wife replies "watch porn you can already play golf "

Ouch - think you might have been missing the spot for years !!

She might change her mind if you mention they're now on the 2nd hole.

 

[stevelev]

I'm devastated, I honestly thought it was a documentary on life donw in the big smoke

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I use to live in the flat below the guy who played Nick Cotton. He was a good laugh and said that even back then arguably in its heyday (1988) he thought the quality was rubbish. Some things have't changed. Soaps are rubbish and output for the lowest denominator