Does Anyone Believe Yaya Toure's Statement?

[Pin-seeker]

The man is a complete idiot.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

The man is a complete idiot.

Pretty accurate. At best in this season of goodwill, poorly advised regularly

 

[Pin-seeker]

Pretty accurate. At best in this season of goodwill, poorly advised regularly

But a beast of a player

 

[HomerJSimpson]

But a beast of a player

Definitely

 

[GreiginFife]

But a beast of a player

When he gets his birthday cake...

 

[ColchesterFC]

I'm going to try that excuse and will report back on how it goes. Next time Mrs Colch has a go at me for rocking up home at 3am absolutely plastered my response will be "I'm sorry love but I didn't intentionally drink any alcohol. I have no idea how those 12 pints and 6 jagerbombs got in my sytem".

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Not really bothered by him or his excuse. It won't effect my life, so why should I worry about it.
Hes just another over paid detached from reality bloke who spends most of his time kicking a ball around and thinking how important he is.

 

[Fyldewhite]

Don't really get his response to this. Unless he elaborates and tells the full story nobody is ever going to believe him so he just looks even worse. A drink driver and a liar.

 

[Jensen]

. A drink driver and a liar.

Surely not... He's a Muslim

 

[Liverbirdie]

Bluffing it as a muslim, but if he was a catholic, he could say that he wasn't bevvied, just highly transsubstanciation-ed.:thup:

 

[Backache]

I strongly suspect his birthday cake was unwittingly laced with brandy.

 

[londonlewis]

Surely no one believes him unless you are incredibly naive or want to believe him because you look up to him.
He definitely consumed alcohol and it won't be the first time.
Given his ability to lose his cool over the smallest of things, I imagine no one is going to question him on it or he'll totally lose his s...!

 

[ADB]

I wonder if anyone told him he needs to spit the mouthwash out......

 

[One Planer]

75mg/100ml - over twice the legal limit!

But 'had not intentionally consumed alcohol'!!!

Nice (earnings related) fine though!

Speaking of earnings, surely as a devout Muslim he pays his Zakat?

Should be a healthy weekly sum based on his salary?

As per the OP. No I don't believe him for one second.

 

[IanM]

Not really bothered by him or his excuse. It won't effect my life, so why should I worry about it.

...unless he's driving in your direction a bit the worse for wear?