Definition Required - How Old is Old

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Ok, couple of ageism threads on the go so how Old is Old. Am i old enough to be young still?? I need to know now as I might forget by tiomorrow!!

 

[CMAC]

I feel like a 19 year old..................if you know one send her my way please:smirk:

 

[Hobbit]

The head says I'm 30.

The body says I'm 70.

Reality is I'm somewhere in between................................................ if only I could remember where.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

The head says I'm 30.

The body says I'm 70.

Reality is I'm somewhere in between................................................ if only I could remember where.

I have 2 children whose combined age is greater than mine, yet on the odd occasion I feel younger than either of them.

 

[Fraz]

You are only as old as the woman you feel... luckily in my case HID is 23

 

[Oddsocks]

I don't think old or young is clear enough

Young up to 29
Ageing 30-45
Getting on 46-59
Past it 60+

In the event that your partner is in a younger category you automatically get reduced to their age band!

 

[GB72]

I hit 40 this year, still act like I am in my 20s. I think being old is a state of mind as well as a sum of your years on this planet.

 

[bluewolf]

I define OLD as "10 years older than me". Therefore, 48 is currently "old". Next year it will be 49 obviously. Therefore, I will never be old, only ageing slowly.

 

[One Planer]

I don't think old or young is clear enough

Young up to 29
Ageing 30-45
Getting on 46-59
Past it 60+

In the event that your partner is in a younger category you automatically get reduced to their age band!

That me up the creek then.

I turned 30 this year!

 

[USER1999]

According to the old gits v whippersnappers split, old is 47.

I have about 2 months of youth left then.

 

[bigslice]

there was a time when i thought over 30 was old and over 50 ancient. now at 38 im still young and over 60 is old and over 80 ancient. strange that i always feel like a wee 18 year old now and again

 

[johnboywalton]

I don't think old or young is clear enough

Young up to 29
Ageing 30-45
Getting on 46-59
Past it 60+

In the event that your partner is in a younger category you automatically get reduced to their age band!

I do not know whether to be happy or sad that I am just still ageing! or

 

[FairwayDodger]

Ok, couple of ageism threads on the go so how Old is Old. Am i old enough to be young still?? I need to know now as I might forget by tiomorrow!!

Depends.... how tempting do you find it to steal other players' balls?

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

According to the old gits v whippersnappers split, old is 47.

I have about 2 months of youth left then.

Holy S***e I didn't realise I was that bloody old, I can't even remember 47.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Depends.... how tempting do you find it to steal other players' balls?

Very tempted indeed, penfolds, Dunlop 65's, Uniroyals I don't care, I lean over with my Ping's or my extendable retriever and whip em up.

 

[Captainron]

Over 30 is old according to a 15 year old I asked.

 

[MegaSteve]

Think a few of you are overlooking the fact that every 'man' has the given right to remain a 'child'... It's only the fairer sex that have to 'grow up'...

 

[teetime72]

When you become invisible to women.
Then you know you`r old.

 

[CylonRaider]

I have 2 children whose combined age is greater than mine, yet on the odd occasion I feel younger than either of them.

That sounds like a question from a A-Level maths paper from the 1970s.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

That sounds like a question from a A-Level maths paper from the 1970s.

Could well have been, early 70's tho', I was a father by the late 70's, therefore how was I the year Faldo won his first Major? (show calculation)