viscount17
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As long as I can sneak 4 desserts onto my plate I don't really mind what's on offer
you have no chance, smiffy is the fastest thing on two legs anywhere near a sweet trolley, and I swear he grows extra arms too.
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you have no chance, smiffy is the fastest thing on two legs anywhere near a sweet trolley, and I swear he grows extra arms too.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
As long as I can sneak 4 desserts onto my plate I don't really mind what's on offer
you have no chance, smiffy is the fastest thing on two legs anywhere near a sweet trolley, and I swear he grows extra arms too.
Oi!!
Who ordered the ice cream first?
It wasn't my fault you all changed your mind and then the restaurant realised they only had one portion left.
Up ya pipe
forefortheday
Tour Rookie
As long as I can sneak 4 desserts onto my plate I don't really mind what's on offer
you have no chance, smiffy is the fastest thing on two legs anywhere near a sweet trolley, and I swear he grows extra arms too.
Oi!!
Who ordered the ice cream first?
It wasn't my fault you all changed your mind and then the restaurant realised they only had one portion left.
Up ya pipe
It was more the speed of your reply that astounded us!
I think the waitress had just got to "We've only got one por..."
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I can't help it if I can speak very fluent Italian
forefortheday
Tour Rookie
Adding "O" at the end of every sentence is not Italian
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Adding "O" at the end of every sentence is not Italian
Fuckoffo
How's that.
Italian enough for you?
forefortheday
Tour Rookie
Fuckoffo
How's that.
Italian enough for you?
As long as it's delivered with the old "left arm into right elbow" fist pump then si signora!
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Food is now ordered.
Coffee/Bacon roll on arrival.
Ham, Egg & Chips at lunchtime.
Steak & Mushroom Pie followed by
"Sweet of the day" (which I have been informed will likely be Apple Pie/Crumble & Custard)
Coffee
Cushty.
I will be at the club from about 8.15 with scorecards at the ready
Coffee/Bacon roll on arrival.
Ham, Egg & Chips at lunchtime.
Steak & Mushroom Pie followed by
"Sweet of the day" (which I have been informed will likely be Apple Pie/Crumble & Custard)
Coffee
Cushty.
I will be at the club from about 8.15 with scorecards at the ready
rickg
Money List Winner
I'll be there before you!! Landing at Luton at midnight so won't get home til around 1 am. 
Gonna set off straight away to miss the traffic and then have a kip in the car when I get there. Give me a wake up call when you arrive!! No sugar in my cofee thanks.
Gonna set off straight away to miss the traffic and then have a kip in the car when I get there. Give me a wake up call when you arrive!! No sugar in my cofee thanks.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
I'll be there before you!! Landing at Luton at midnight so won't get home til around 1 am.
Bloody hell Rick! That's dedication....
I literally live about 5/10 minutes from the course mate and if I can help in any way let me know.
Our sofa is very comfy
bobmac
Major Champion
If you leave the sofa in the back garden, he wont have to wake you up when he arrives
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
If you leave the sofa in the back garden, he wont have to wake you up when he arrives
I'd stay awake for Rick.
For you?
There's the hedge
rickg
Money List Winner
It's OK Smiffy, I still have the key your missus gave me..If you leave the sofa in the back garden, he wont have to wake you up when he arrives
I'd stay awake for Rick.
