Controvertial. Never!!!

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This was sent to me. I thought it was amusing. 

Subject:  A thought provoking email

 Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.  This
way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd
receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They
would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if
they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week,
and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check
on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.    

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's
and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all,
with an  exercise outdoor yard, with  gardens. Each senior could have a
PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors
to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would
be strictly adhered to.  

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.  

Lights off at 8pm , and showers once a week.    Live in a tiny room and pay

£500.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.  

Justice for all we say. 


     Think about this (more points of contention):  -------------------------------------


COWS  Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the ‘mad cow’ epidemic our government could track a single cow,
born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in
the county of Lincolnshire? And, they even tracked her calves to their
stalls.  But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a
cow ?  

 

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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION  They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was drawn up by a lot of
really smart guys, it has worked for centuries, And we're not using it
anymore.  

 

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS  The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this -You cannot
post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou
Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians .....
It creates a hostile work environment.  

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Also :  Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone –

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!I

 

It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up! 
 

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So when are we starting this revolution and who's going ot be in charge?
I vote Smiffy!

He's having a little 'downtime' at the moment whilst he tries to remove a virus from his PC that's stopped him accessing his daily porn.... you'll need to pick someone else if you need it organising within the next 24hrs :)
 

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So when are we starting this revolution and who's going ot be in charge?
I vote Smiffy!

... you'll need to pick someone else if you need it organising within the next 24hrs :)

I would offer, but I don't command the same respect as smiffy.:D
 

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 Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.  This
way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd
receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

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What about the elderly prisoners, where would they be best placed??? As for the rest of this rubbish, where to even begin! It's not even controversial - just badly thought out nonsense!! :)
 
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