Complete the next line........

[Deleted Member 1156]

Saturday morning, not a cloud in the sky. Wife has gone shopping, all day to myself.



Next line please ?

 

[Imurg]

What can I do as all the golf courses are shut.

 

[Orikoru]

..where are the tissues?

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

The waitress is wearing a short skirt and has great legs. I'm sure she winked at me.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

No it was her false eye, giving me false hope

 

[Imurg]

I asked her if she did everything with relish

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Pickle, she replied

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

I asked her what time her shift finishes.....

 

[Deleted member 1147]

...when the hell did I get married? ?

 

[Imurg]

I awoke from my dream, the shower had got hot.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

I should put all these events into my blog.

 

[SocketRocket]

Start a new thread on GM Forum

 

[Deleted member 18645]

I would give a line but I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Then I met you, and your parole officer.

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

...and I thought to myself..’well normally...’