Come on you English.

[madandra]

For all the Scottish boys heading for Goswick just remember to bring an extra £10 per head.

Why?

Well if we tuck them boys away again we get to keep them so we need to buy a big fat mantle piece.

 

[SS2]

Bring chutney too, in case we run out

 

[colint]

For all the Scottish boys heading for Goswick just remember to bring an extra £10 per head.

Why?

Well if we tuck them boys away again we get to keep them so we need to buy a big fat mantle piece.

Might not be a bad thing if you get to keep us north of the border, should raise the average IQ of Scotland by about 90%

 

[Dodger]

[/QUOTE]

Might not be a bad thing if you get to keep us north of the border , should raise the average IQ of Scotland by about 90%

[/QUOTE]

Berwick is in England....

 

[SS2]

Might not be a bad thing if you get to keep us north of the border , should raise the average IQ of Scotland by about 90%

[/QUOTE]

Berwick is in England....

[/QUOTE]

Early goal from Dodger !

Scotland 1 England 0

 

[stevek1969]

Only thing is we'll have to guard our clubs with our lives as there's a Scouser coming

 

[DCB]

Oh, the banter

Just wait 'till madandra does his "freedom" speech based on that factual historical documentary Braveheart

 

[colint]

Might not be a bad thing if you get to keep us north of the border , should raise the average IQ of Scotland by about 90%

[/QUOTE]

Berwick is in England....

[/QUOTE]

I thought you'd be keeping us at home ? Fully understand though if you're all planning on moving to England

 

[colint]

Only thing is we'll have to guard our clubs with our lives as there's a Scouser coming

Right that's it, gloves are off. Steve kiss goodbye to your hubcaps and car stereo !!

 

[madandra]

I failed my biology exam because of someone from Liverpool.


I was asked what you would find in a cell and apparently SCOUSER was the WRONG answer.

 

[colint]

Too right, we're pretty hard to catch

 

[USER1999]

Thing is, the previous knock was in pretty foul weather, which favoured the skirt wearing sheep botherers. The current date should provide more clement conditions, may be even a bit of sun (something the Jocks have never seen, so they may be scared by it, or fall on their knees and worship it), and should favor gods people, from south of the border.

We have powerful chutney down here. Snort that, your nose will melt.

 

[DCB]

Hey, Murph, remember the big storm of '87.......

Round about that time of year

Ideal golf weather

 

[Dodger]

Pretty foul weather?????!!!! That Murph my friend is as good as you get!

 

[Smiffy]

There is a distinct possibility that I may now be able to make this subject to wangling the time off work

 

[Pro_V_wan_kenobi]

I would like to, humbly, offer my services to the England team for the forthcoming Goswick get together. Although I was born in Scotland I feel that I can now call myself an assimilated Englishman. I have lived in Yorkshire for 16 years, have two English sons and now prefer cricket to deep fried Mars Bar.
I am not too shabby a golfer having learned the game over the links of East Lothian I can neck my beer with the best but my most valuable asset will be as a translator between the two teams.

Yours Sincerely Pro V One

 

[Putting_Green_Pro]

@ Pro_V_wan_kenobi

great name

 

[Owen_Thomas_14]

@ Pro_V_wan_kenobi

great name

And avatar

 

[Pro_V_wan_kenobi]

I am blushing. Thank you for your kind words I will pass them along to my playing partner Hans SO-LO who thought of the name and provided the Lego figure.

"The course is long in this one" Darth Fader