Christmas Jokes

[huds1475]

Any good ones, post them here. Heard two crackers yesterday, both cheese related;

Q: Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because Fromage Frais

And joke of the day....

Q: How's did the Cheese paint his wife?
A: He double-glossed her.

 

[Fish]

Any good ones, post them here. Heard two crackers yesterday, both cheese related;

Q: Why can't you make clothes out of cheese?
A: Because Fromage Frais

And joke of the day....

Q: How's did the Cheese paint his wife?
A: He double-glossed her.

Stolen from Strictly, you sad man 😜

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I was talking to a bloke who owns a restaurant and I asked him how he prepares his Christmas turkeys.

Thats easy, he replied, we just tell them straight out that they are going to die

Boom Boom Tish

 

[Khamelion]

What cereal does Santa eat for breakfast?

Snow Flakes

 

[Sweep]

I bought my Mrs a fridge for Christmas.
I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

 

[JohnnyDee]

Q. How does good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

A. Deep pan, crisp and even.

I know! I know...but I just couldn't resist it.

I'll get my coat :mmm:

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Iceland are in trouble for apparently selling reindeer steaks.
I was more concerned about Lidl Donkey.

 

[Sponge1980]

How do you know when Santa has passed his driving test?

There's Noel plates on his car.