Christmas Crackers

[AmandaJR]

Anyone who listens to Radio 2 may have heard this joke but it makes me chuckle every time - love it!

What cheese would you use to tempt a bear down a mountain?
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Camembert :rofl:

 

[FairwayDodger]

Oh dear......

 

[AmandaJR]

I just read it and laughed again - tickles me it does :lol:

 

[Phil2511]

That's nearly as bad as.

What get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?















A wooly jumper.

 

[AmandaJR]

It just keeps getting better!

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?
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Macarpone

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - can't tell you how funny that is!

 

[FairwayDodger]

Mods.... can we get Amanda banned until after Xmas, please!

:lol:

 

[Jon321]

It just keeps getting better!

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?
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Macarpone

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - can't tell you how funny that is!

Better than the first one

 

[Rooter]

works dinner last night, so had my first cracker.


What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?







Dam...

check please!

 

[Hobbit]

"Step away from the sherry"