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CSA Forms
The following are all replies that women have put on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A
was fathered by Tyrone Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child
as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the
sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks..
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area, and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter
from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs
me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have
cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between
doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal
Green Jacket.
8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained
unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one
made you fart.
The following are all replies that women have put on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A
was fathered by Tyrone Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child
as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 36 Nottingham Avenue where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the
sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks..
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area, and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter
from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs
me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have
cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between
doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal
Green Jacket.
8. Leroy Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained
unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one
made you fart.
