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[One Planer]

Tonight on Pet Rescue...

 

[Liverbirdie]

Phew! Said the Jack Russell, when he heard him say he was getting the "big dog" out.

 

[gregers]

GO ON SON drive it in

 

[markyjee]

It was a "coos arse" he said you couldn't hit

 

[Slime]

From the audience. "Oi mate, what ball are you playing?"



From the golfer "The left one".


Slime.

 

[rickg]

Can someone tell that dog it is not in the HNSP?

 

[rickg]

The dog is saying
"That playboy bunny got a few grand compensation when she got her behind bruised doing this......that's going to buy me a hell of a lot of Winalot when you miss!!"

 

[bobmac]

Fetch

 

[Rooter]

Smiffy now has a banning order on both keeping animals and going out in public in his plus fours.

 

[Thexindi]

woof woof woof woof woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

 

[SatchFan]

Preferred lie - six inches not nearer the hole.