can someone put the link up to celebrity names thatmatcha golf shot

[collins]

On here a cople of months back there was a post with a load of celeb names that reminded you of a golfing shot or condition, am not having much luck finding it - could someone who remembers it put the link up for me please.
Cheers
Ali

 

[FourPutt]

you mean like:

Sally Gunnell - Ugly as f*** but runs well
Adolf Hitler - Two shots in a bunker

etc etc?

 

[medwayjon]

Dennis Wise - A nasty 4-footer

Elton John - A huge bender of a putt that lips out on the rim

Alex Ferguson - Heading quickly for the drink

 

[jammydodger]

Mick Jagger - big lip out

 

[collins]

they're the ones - they were all on a big list that someone posted a while back. I thought that if I could get a copy for a society golf tour in a couple of weeks we could have a prize for the player who chalks up the highest use of quotes!

 

[RGDave]

Nothing like a

Lorena Bobbit = nasty slice.

 

[Paul_Stewart]

A *Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A *Dennis Wise* - a nasty 5 footer
A *Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A *Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't
A *Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An *Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A *Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A *Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A *Gerry Adams* - playing a Provisional
A *Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
An *Arthur Scargill* - a great strike but a poor result
A *Russell Grant* - a fat iron
A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed
An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A *Princess Grace* - should have taken a driver
A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A *Robin Cook* - just died on the hill
A *Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A *Douglas Bader* - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
A *Ken Livingstone* - quite far left
A *Jean-Marie LePen* - a long way right
A *Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A *condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A *circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A *Vinnie Jones* - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A *Sally Gunnell* - ugly, but a good runner
A *Liz McColgan* - Ugly but runs forever
A* Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole

 

[Paul_Stewart]

Over in the States, the nasty little five footer is known as a "Theo Fleury" after a particularly repulsive pest of a hockey player.

 

[pokerjoke]

A damien duff-a duffed chip,just made it up

 

[medwayjon]

An Arsene Wenger - Didnt see it

 

[Smiffy]

A damien duff-a duffed chip,just made it up

Have you ever thought of writing comedy?

 

[pokerjoke]

A damien duff-a duffed chip,just made it up

Have you ever thought of writing comedy?





No point Smiffy never be in your league.

 

[viscount17]

Barnes Wallis - skipped across the water

this seems to be the only one that I hear used without embarrassment to all.