Burning Biscuit Issue .......

SocketRocket

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If you were a biscuit what biscuit would you be?

I would probably be a Hobnob: Slightly rustic but very tasty. 'One nibble and your nobbled'.

Not been called a Hob but often a nob :cool:
 
I would be a chocolate hob nob. by far THE best biscuit for dunking in tea known to man. The soldier of fortune of the biscuit world. It can take severe dunking punishment and still be able to go back for more without falling apart. I like to think that's me, rugged, sweet double hard bar steward, but more likely i am a pink wafer..
 
I think Socket's rat has taken over his cooker - first he's burning Onesies, now it's biscuits..

Hey Socket - whaddya gonna do?
 
Jaffa Cake

but is it a bisquit or a cake?


They are classified as a cake for one reason and one reason alone. When a biscuit goes stale it goes soft and when a cake goes stale it goes hard. Jaffa cakes go hard when stale so are catagorised as a cake and are VAT free.

BTW I'd be a choc chip cookie.
 
I'd be a Chocolate Finger.
Everybody loves chocolate and approximately 50% of people love a fin...............


Can I say that on here :whistle:.

Slime.
 
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