Bring back the death penalty for the awful crime of...

[SS2]

... being Welsh rugby commentator Johnathan Davies.

The following old joke is so true: you are in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot and Davies. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do ?


Shoot Davies twice, just to be sure.

 

[Dodger]

... being Welsh rugby commentator Johnathan Davies.

The following old joke is so true: you are in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot and Davies. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do ?


Shoot Davies twice, just to be sure.

Use the other one for Brian Moore.

 

[SS2]

Brian Moore is bad but ranks below Hitler on the "who to shoot first" scale whereas Davies is in a league of his own.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I really do not know how he keeps his job.
Such a whiney little girls voice as well.

Trouble is what he says is usually right which somehow makes it even worse.

 

[thecraw]

Its even worse because we were spoiled for years by having the voice of rugby. Bill McLaren, Hawick's finest, I'll raise my glass to that.


:cheers:

 

[HomerJSimpson]

BBC were blessed years ago. Bill McClaren and Nigel Starmer-Smith and Bill Beaumont as support. That noise you can hear the the bottom of the barrel now being scraped

 

[SS2]

Bill McLaren loved rugby. Didn't matter who was playing, he was as much a fan of Welsh rugby as of his home team.

I am a fan of Welsh rugby; they have some great players, the best stadium and a fantastic support. I just can't stand Davies' bias.

 

[Foxholer]

Hang on. Davies, as a pundit rather than commentator, isn't supposed to be unbiased. The only guy that I've ever seen as a punter and unbiased was David Kirk, who, in an All Blacks vs England (?) game, simply stated what each side needed to do to take control and win the game. His colleague in the role, Eddie Butler (so maybe it was against Wales) was so obviously biasedly narrow-minded and unimaginative! As it happened, Kirk's prediction was exactly what happened!

Oh, I'd better just confirm my bias - I'm an All Black fan (except for 1 the game against England in 1993!).

As for Brian Moore He was bad enough before, but since he's got his ref's badge, he's diabolical. The post-first-scrum 'scrum' between him and Fitzpatrick (and Dean Richards's attempt at a punt) were the only entertaining parts of that 93 test! Fitzpatrick won that battle, but lost the game imo.

 

[FairwayDodger]

... being Welsh rugby commentator Johnathan Davies.

The following old joke is so true: you are in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot and Davies. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do ?


Shoot Davies twice, just to be sure.

Reminds me of the song....

Help me Mrs Meddlecote, I don't know what to do,
I've only got three bullets and there's four of Motely Crue.

 

[Snelly]

Brian Moore is one of my heroes. More so after reading the responses to this thread.

Pit bull = rugby legend.

 

[Doon frae Troon]

John Beatie is quite good.

Classic Scottish father, when his son is playing in a match when he commentates, he dosen't half give him stick.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Silly me
I thought you were talking about Brian Moore the commentator on the big match ITV 1970's & 80's

Come to think of it, he was rather annoying too

Fragger

 

[Doon frae Troon]

AWWWWWWWWWWW NAWWWWWWWWWWW
Davis is commentating on the Boks game.

Anyone think that England will score three tries against the All Blacks?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

..............or even Austrailia!! [doh]