Brazilian names.....

I get

MACKENZIINCHA :D

not bad? Gotta be a midfielder with that name.
 
Crap Hacker translates as

CRILDO

Now, this is where it gets delicate...

All those of a delicate disposition, and anyone under the age of 34, look away now....

According to the Urban dictionary.....

<font color="pink"> Crildo
Crap + Dildo = Crildo

A dildo fashioned out of frozen fecal matter.
He got bored and lonely so he pleasured himself with a crildo.


Apparantly, that's me, that is.

:(
 
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