Been a while since we had a pointless thread....

Pork Scratchings, Scampi Fries, neither or other?


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Is there a woman on the island? I wouldn't want Scampi fries breath if I'm on the pull... If not, then Scampi fries all day long...
 
Dave put this up on Twitter - and I stand by my reply..

Take the Pork Scratchings - you can plant them and grow your own pigs!
 
Scampi Fries everytime.Reminds me of the heady summer days of boating on the broads, Britvic 55,scampi fries and trying to impress the local girls with my outboard motor...the fishing smelly fingers in hindsight was maybe a wrong move.
 
Scampi fries all day long. Pork scratchings become sickly after a while
 
Porky scratchings all the way, how the hell are you going to catch a shark to eat with a scampi fry.....it'll go soggy.
 
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