Audi drivers on motorways

drawboy

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Knobs every single one of them! This morning 5.30am M62 Leeds to Manchester over the top it was murder. The outside lane was covered with snow virtually unusable apart from a knob in an Audi who blasted down it at nearly 100 mph in those conditions, covered my windscreen completely with spray. How I didn't hit the artic on my inside is a total mystery to me. I'm lucky to be here. TBH it always seems to be Audi drivers that think they are invincible. When you have some total idiot up your jacksy, lights blazing pushing you, tail gaiting you can bet a pound to a penny it's a knob in an Audi what's up with them?:angry:
 
Cheers. If all you peasants didn't drive so slowly we wouldn't have to flash our lights and beckon you to move over.

Bet you drive a Rover don't you.
 
Jeremy Clarkson got it spot on, Audi drivers have replaced BMW drivers as the male chickens of the road. Glad I got rid of ny A4 (very good car) before this happened.
 
Complete with blazer and leather mesh backed driving gloves. Seriously when it comes to becoming dangerous, really dangerous for other road users then it's well out of order. He was a right plonker.
 
I drive a Kia and whilst I don't go stupid speeds, I don't dawdle on Motorways and mostly join the outside lane flow. And it's hilarious when you overtake an Audi as you can see the driver getting angry that he has been overtaken by a Kia!!! It's as if I have insulted their manliness.

The number of times I have been re-overtaken by Audi's who have suddenly gone from 75 to 90 when I have gone past them.
 
drawboy said:
Complete with blazer and leather mesh backed driving gloves. Seriously when it comes to becoming dangerous, really dangerous for other road users then it's well out of order. He was a right plonker.
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I refuse to believe this, you should know your roll and get out the way when you see a Audi approaching.
 
Indeed, 'sophisticated' convert from Beemer - who is sick of their gadgets failing and the argument about front or rear wheel drive being the best - so gets a quattro! And then thinks that and ABS makes it invincible in snow!:confused:

Before Audis it was Beemers and before that Rover 820s!

As for the 'stay in the outside lane' pillicks, Volvos and Jags have always the the main culprite, though there was a time when BMW 5 series seemed to be even worse than Volvos!

And just to temper my views...my car is an Audi A6 Diesel Quattro!
 
Audi starts with 'A'

'A' is first letter of the alphabet and therefore Audi has rights to be first in any road queues......;)
 
I too have an Audi A6 quattro. Still put winter tyres on, though.

Clean no-claims insurance since leaving company car insurance about 10 years ago, never had a speeding point or a parking ticket.

Have seen a few Mums coming round corners in their MPVs while leaning into the back trying to do something with one of the kids, though. And I bet they would not get the blame if someone else crashed while trying to avoid them.
 
DarthVega said:
Audi starts with 'A'

'A' is first letter of the alphabet and therefore Audi has rights to be first in any road queues......;)
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Guess what else begins with A?
 
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Agree with what's been said so far.

I'd also like to add another to the list.
i think the latest "drive like a total pillock repmobile" is the Vauxhall Insignia.
 
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