At last

I assume you forgot the smiley. He punches DJs in bars, because they won't give him the remote. Some role model. He only got off because the Jury were scousers.
 
I assume you forgot the smiley. He punches DJs in bars, because they won't give him the remote. Some role model. He only got off because the Jury were scousers.


Haha, it was self defence don't forget and i'm 99.9% certain all but 1 of the jury were scousers and he was a bitter!

Anyway who would you give the captains armband to?
 
Suppose we've all forgotten about Ferdinand's drug misdemeanors in the past. Another good role model for the kids.
I'd say a good few of the England team have dodgy pasts.

Ashley Cole - womanising cheat.
Frank Lampard - involved in pissed up antics and rape cases.
Wayne Rooney - likes minging fat old prozzies.

Plenty more I'm sure.
 
The problem is, who else can take the armband who has a clean slate??
David James - left his Wife and five young children for his childhood sweetheart after finding her on Friends Reunited
Ashley Cole - universally hated by all fans, chirpsed some old slapper in the back of a Ford Fiesta and muttered the immortal line "that's just made this car more valuable as I've just thrown up in it".
JT - thug, etc
Rio - missed drugs test, incident in Aiya Napa involving sex tape.
Gary Neville - universally hated by the fans and too old
Frank Lampard - universally hated by the fans, too fat, too drunk.
Gerrard - thug. Stupid wife.
Beckham - too many tattoos, too old, even more stupid wife.
Rooney - shagged big Mo from EastEnders lookalike

So, we're left with Ben Foster, Ashley Young, James Milner, Emile Heskey or........







Wayne Bridge!!!! Give it to him - then it's Terry 1 Bridge 1. :rolleyes:
 
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