Anything for the South East?

[Fish]

Shorts for me too I reckon - what's the Savlon do Fish?!

Savlon Antiseptic Cream gentle soothes & helps prevent infection, aiding in the natural healing of minor skin disorders.
Use to cleanse & help prevent infection:
First Aid.
Cuts & grazes.
Insect bites & stings.
Minor burns & scalds.
Shaving cuts.
Skin problems.
As an antiseptic hand cream.
Blisters & sores.
Chapped skin.
Nappy rash. for Smiffy
Spots & blackheads.
Sunburn.

 

[chrisd]

For those that don't know me, I will be the handsome chap with the deep Spanish tan. I will also appear to be much too young to be playing with such old farts.

Don't worry, with our fading eyesight we will think you're the Spanish waiter!

Rich, can I give you my HFH deposit tomorrow?

 

[richart]

Que ?

Yes, you can pay me your deposit. No white fivers though.:thup:

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

............ and the sat nav is a bit wafty and might struggle to find the place!

never mind the Sat Nav - I have been without mobile phone for three weeks now (yes - believe me that is quite possioble) so if I get lost I can't even phone the club to get directions.

 

[Fish]

1 of my bites is swelling up like a balloon

 

[richart]

never mind the Sat Nav - I have been without mobile phone for three weeks now (yes - believe me that is quite possioble) so if I get lost I can't even phone the club to get directions.

Think I can beat your three weeks, as I have never had a mobile phone.

 

[Leftie]

Smiffy.

Really feeling bad about having a prior engagement tomorrow.

Don't forget - if you insist on wearing thin white trousers, don't wear that dirty brown thong you wore before. A white one will enhance your cheeks far better.









Wish I hadn't recalled that long suppressed memory. I'm feeling a bit sick now

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Smiffy.

Really feeling bad about having a prior engagement tomorrow.

Don't forget - if you insist on wearing thin white trousers, don't wear that dirty brown thong you wore before. A white one will enhance your cheeks far better.









Wish I hadn't recalled that long suppressed memory. I'm feeling a bit sick now

Summer light white trousers and strong sunshine do not good bedfellows make...

 

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

Think I can beat your three weeks, as I have never had a mobile phone.

respeck bro :clap:

 

[Smiffy]

1 of my bites is swelling up like a balloon

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Is that your right or left arm????

 

[Fish]

Is that your right or left arm????

erm, its my left ankle/foot

 

[Smiffy]

erm, its my left ankle/foot

Well that's nothing then.
If it had been your arm, I could understand the panic

 

[chrisd]

Think I can beat your three weeks, as I have never had a mobile phone.

Does the fact that my wife and I have never used the hole in the wall trump no mobile phone?

 

[chrisd]

Is that your right or left arm????

Glad you sell cars, you'd be a lousy doctor Rob!

 

[Smiffy]

No white trousers for me. I've gone for the loudest checked ones I could find along with a lovely bright yellow shirt. I should look a right ponce....or Scottish.

 

[chrisd]

No white trousers for me. I've gone for the loudest checked ones I could find along with a lovely bright yellow shirt. I should look a right ponce....or Scottish.

In my capacity as Lefties younger replacement, I too am wearing loud check, not trousers but incontinence pads!

 

[USER1999]

I am pretending to be Paul, so shorts for me!

 

[Rooter]

Does the fact that my wife and I have never used the hole in the wall trump no mobile phone?

What? the glory hole?

 

[chrisd]

What? the glory hole?

I'm sure that I have no idea what you mean!

 

[Rooter]

I'm sure that I have no idea what you mean!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(sexual_slang) LOL sorry!