Anyone had the Snip..?

[SocketRocket]

Had it done one Sunday afternoon 18 or so years ago.

Drove myself there and back.

Went in work the next morning, had a cup of tea and then came home for two days.

Seem to remember submitting a few samples before being confirmed a Jaffa.

A 'Jaffa' Priceless

 

[Tashyboy]

Still having flash backs and am sure it's why I developed a slice in me game.

missis tash decided it would be best for us both for me to get it done. I did not fancy a bloke shavin me nads so I did it myself after letting my wife (nurse) describe the nad shaver to me. I did not know it was his last ever day at work and he was adamant he was going to hold my soon to be slashed nads. He said "dr may want to do a high tie". perv. The worst bit was when he cut the tube. I thought I had been kicked by a horse in my stomach. About a minute later it dawned on me there was another tube to cut. I was shaking like a dog pooin.
When he had finished I walked out of the room like John Wayne had been on an horse for 2 weeks with nads like plum tomatoes.

Yeah, get it done but it will put 2 on yer handicap.

 

[stevie_r]

Still having flash backs and am sure it's why I developed a slice in me game.

missis tash decided it would be best for us both for me to get it done. I did not fancy a bloke shavin me nads so I did it myself after letting my wife (nurse) describe the nad shaver to me. I did not know it was his last ever day at work and he was adamant he was going to hold my soon to be slashed nads. He said "dr may want to do a high tie". perv. The worst bit was when he cut the tube. I thought I had been kicked by a horse in my stomach. About a minute later it dawned on me there was another tube to cut. I was shaking like a dog pooin.
When he had finished I walked out of the room like John Wayne had been on an horse for 2 weeks with nads like plum tomatoes.

Yeah, get it done but it will put 2 on yer handicap.

On the shaving thing, when I had the procedure previously alluded to, a stunning little QARANC Corporal came in and said it needed doing, put the kit down and left. At this stage I was quite happy. Then a wizened old male RAF nurse came in to do the shaving, he looked like he belonged on a register. There is (for me) something deeply unpleasant about another male handling your goodies.

 

[Tashyboy]

And what's that all about, a bloke dry shaving another bloke with a bic razor.should be banned with sprouts.

 

[mikee247]

Hid and I have been talking about having it done. We're both 60 + and we don't want any little accidents! :rofl:

friend of mine is 62 and just had an arrival!! His wife is 30 so I can kind of understand her angle but hes got 4 others elsewhere! He was planning retirement this year!

Any way yes had my done about a year ago and its a cool very swift in and out procedure with min pain and suffering to be honest but it does put you on edge a bit and a little sore afterwards. I think they recruit ugly but sympathetic nurses just to make it easier! Two samples required some 12 weeks or so afterwards but it does give you some decent cred and perhaps more golf time with the missus as you "stuck you balls" on the line for the relationship as opposed to getting her to take the lead on contraception. Sex afterwards is actually better I think so win win

 

[stevie_r]

Sex afterwards is actually better

How? It's basically the same act but without the swimmers

 

[mikee247]

LOl Im not really sure without getting overly personal, it just perhaps releases the slight sense of apprehension.... or maybe its the gratitude Probably a personal thing rather than a medical one

 

[bladeplayer]

Was on the cards ..Having second thoughts now ..

i dont want the 2 shots back

 

[stevie_r]

LOl Im not really sure without getting overly personal, it just perhaps releases the slight sense of apprehension.... or maybe its the gratitude Probably a personal thing rather than a medical one

I'm not the best looking bloke in the world - I'm always grateful

 

[Captainron]

I had it done about 3 years ago. Chatted away while they did the procedure. Only bit that was uncomfortable was when they injected the anaesthetic. I had no complications afterwards and am now "all soup and no croutons" as they say.

 

[Odvan]

And what's that all about, a bloke dry shaving another bloke with a bic razor.should be banned with sprouts.

Always trimmed and I love sprouts, love em. I cannot tell you how much I love sprouts.

I love sprouts.

 

[mikee247]

Always trimmed and I love sprouts, love em. I cannot tell you how much I love sprouts.

I love sprouts.

Shredded Sprouts with crushed nuts and chirizio, sauted in butter with a splash of white wine!! Maginifico !

 

[Adi2Dassler]

From a pal who we were discussing this very topic a while back.I'll never have it done, think I'd rather stop having sex.

Kinda similar....mines was a botched vasectomy.

Thought the procedure went well, and after a few days was still a lot of pain and swelling, but thought that was par for the course. A few days more I could not stand the pain(literally). Went to the hospital, where they say it wasn't just swelling, but when I got the snip the ******* butcher snipped a blood vessel as well, and my sack was full of blood - it looked like that purple tellytubby was mooning me from between my own legs! Was in hospital for a week and a half, and had an op to correct this, they said it would be sore for about another week.

2 weeks past and the pain is even worse....could not stand up for the pain, and lying down was worse. only slightly comfortable position was lying slightly up on the couch. That night the pain was so bad I went to lie on the couch, adjusted my kecks and noticed a lot of blood. Rushed BACK to the hospital where I tell the doc my stitches have burst. "That's the least of your worries" he says - no lie.

Stay in hospital for ANOTHER week, have ANOTHER op, bassas wont tell me what happened, but the general concensus is they left a bit of gauze in from the first op.

This one seems to be ok, but later that week, pain returns, and have puss seeping from my wound. I go to my GP who tells me that yes, my wound is infected. I spend the next 18 mornings driving to the clinic to get the dressings in the hole in my puss filled baws changed, and dressing dabbed about like blotting friggin paper, which is not nice. Of course, at the weekends, the nurse comes out to the house.
Finally after ALL this, near when the infection is cleared up, my doc says to me "John, you remember we sent off a sample?" I says no - he says "Have you heard of MRSA?"

 

[Khamelion]

Had mine done 7yrs ago, I had quite the audience, the Dr doing the surgery, a medical student, the practice nurse and HiD were all watching. As per the letter I received I was told to do a bit of manscaping, so duly obliging the night before and after about 45mins the nethers looked like one plucked goose, while lying on the table the Dr, well you certainly did a good job there, bit more than necessary and you were certainly braver than me, which really inspired a lot of confidence.

So he started on the my left, did the anaesthetic and not a problem, no pain and he told me what he was doing. Told me he'd cut about a 1cm section of the tube out, cauterised both end, made two little pockets inside my scrotum and stitched the tubes in to each pocket just to make sure there was no possible way, however unlikely that the tubes could meet and reconnect.

Then he started on the right, holy hell, I dunno what he hit but I've never felt pain like it, all those watching thought I was going to pass out, as they said the colour drained from my face and I went grey. You know that really painful feeling you get when you get you nuts kicked, well multiply that by a 100. I can take pain really well, but that was just excruciating. I gathered the Dr knew he'd missed his spot as he said we'll have to do that again to make sure, never even apologised, anyway he continued but as he was stitching me up, the anaesthetic started to wear off and I could feel the needle and thread being pressed in and pulled through my scrotum.

Once he was finished he told me to make sure I wore some tight fitting underpants to keep things in check for a week, which was fine except it was the hottest weather we'd had for a long time, which was nice, not.

I made sure I kept everything scrupulously clean, but somehow still managed to get both scars infected, had a trip back to the docs, where a lady Dr examined me, Oh she says, it's just the scaring tightening up and healing, she then decided to squeeze the scars, I jumped and must have cleared a good 6 inches off the couch, then she saw the puss and decided a swab would be a good idea, the test came back and I was on a course of Fluoxicillan 2000mg, 500mg 4 times day.

But all that written above and barring the Dr's little needle mistake and the infection, life carried on as normal, my nuts didn't swell at all, I had no pain and was back at work the following day. If you follow the Dr's advice you'll have no issues.

 

[brendy]

LOL you are selling it well fella, selling it well!

Had mine done 7yrs ago, I had quite the audience, the Dr doing the surgery, a medical student, the practice nurse and HiD were all watching. As per the letter I received I was told to do a bit of manscaping, so duly obliging the night before and after about 45mins the nethers looked like one plucked goose, while lying on the table the Dr, well you certainly did a good job there, bit more than necessary and you were certainly braver than me, which really inspired a lot of confidence.

So he started on the my left, did the anaesthetic and not a problem, no pain and he told me what he was doing. Told me he'd cut about a 1cm section of the tube out, cauterised both end, made two little pockets inside my scrotum and stitched the tubes in to each pocket just to make sure there was no possible way, however unlikely that the tubes could meet and reconnect.

Then he started on the right, holy hell, I dunno what he hit but I've never felt pain like it, all those watching thought I was going to pass out, as they said the colour drained from my face and I went grey. You know that really painful feeling you get when you get you nuts kicked, well multiply that by a 100. I can take pain really well, but that was just excruciating. I gathered the Dr knew he'd missed his spot as he said we'll have to do that again to make sure, never even apologised, anyway he continued but as he was stitching me up, the anaesthetic started to wear off and I could feel the needle and thread being pressed in and pulled through my scrotum.

Once he was finished he told me to make sure I wore some tight fitting underpants to keep things in check for a week, which was fine except it was the hottest weather we'd had for a long time, which was nice, not.

I made sure I kept everything scrupulously clean, but somehow still managed to get both scars infected, had a trip back to the docs, where a lady Dr examined me, Oh she says, it's just the scaring tightening up and healing, she then decided to squeeze the scars, I jumped and must have cleared a good 6 inches off the couch, then she saw the puss and decided a swab would be a good idea, the test came back and I was on a course of Fluoxicillan 2000mg, 500mg 4 times day.

But all that written above and barring the Dr's little needle mistake and the infection, life carried on as normal, my nuts didn't swell at all, I had no pain and was back at work the following day. If you follow the Dr's advice you'll have no issues.

 

[Khamelion]

LOL you are selling it well fella, selling it well!

Just telling it how it happened, would I do it again, hell no!!!